optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

when you delete files that you have accidently left on your friends server but dont want them to know what you have done.

Ran: Holy crap my server is tottaly out of space.
Gary: Check again.
Ran: Oh what the?
Gary: yeah don't worry man i just optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

by Lappy mozza January 1, 2009

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optimist goth

Someone who dress's in a Gothic fashion, but looks on the brighter side of things.

goth kid: I hate the fucking caff food* under his breath
optimist goth : sigh* at least its cheap

by Mr.Vallo March 3, 2011

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optional fact

maintained as factual yet bereft of truth

truthiness synonym

wikipedia is comprised of optional facts. see also kgb youtube.com/watch?v=hoyrMhZFdmY

by wiki*dia May 19, 2013

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Optimist primus

Someone who is delusionally optimistic about a clearly bad impending situation.

Maddie: Do you think Chester the bunny will make it?
Joe: Ab-so-fucking-lutely. I only nicked him with the weedwacker/bunnynicker.
Maddie: But he hasn't breathed in more than a week.

Lisa: Joe, I think you're Optimist primus.

by Bigmoe July 24, 2013

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Optical Fibre

Often misspelled as Optical Fiber.

1. A thin, transparent and flexible fibre, made of glass or plastic; used for transmitting light.

1. Optical fibres are widely used in fibre-optic communications, which permits transmission over longer distances, and at higher bandwidths (data rates) than other forms of communication.

2. Optical fibres are also better than your standard conventional metal wires, because signals travel along them with less loss, and are also immune to electromagnetic interference.

by Joey Shimdt November 12, 2013

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