Drunk octopus that wants to love you

A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.

"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"

girl: Hey _______, come over here...

drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)

by Not-a-lucks October 13, 2011

sex octopus

Having eight men in you at once.

I passed out at a party, and woke up in a sex octopus the next day. I will never forget it, the scars will always remind me.

by mrtnmrtnz13 September 23, 2013

Baby octopus

A guy tucks his dick and balls up between his legs, bends over and resembles baby octopus.

You want to kiss the baby octopus?

by Juicy May March 26, 2019

Tree Octopus

A strange and rare creature native to Mauritius and can’t be found anywhere else on Earth. It moves around with tentacles and eats bugs and birds and lives in both trees and the ground. It’s also not a true octopus but a distinct species that resembles the octopus

Last year I want on vacation to Mauritius and saw the Tree Octopus on a nature tour

by I Like To Define Words May 2, 2021

Dr. Octopus Drunk

A state of being so drunk that to move you have to grab onto anything and everything much like how Dr. Octopus moved in the movie spiderman.

"Man I was so drunk last night I had to to octopus grab myself inside my house"

"You where Dr. Octopus Drunk!!!"

by $K.G$ September 30, 2014

Octopus Fight

Could also be used as "Octopi War" depending on the level of intensity. Octopus fight is when you get that over excited feeling in your stomach like there are octopi tangled up in it and the only way to express how you feel is with a hand gesture (looks like your hands are fighting). Definitely a good thing.

Octopus fight, the act of feeling overly excited and squirmy.

"I dont know about you Cass, but I feel as if a massive Octopi War has erupted in my tummy"

by jesusetc. June 23, 2008

octopussy

The chick that had the eight kids.

Octopussy doesn't get any welfare;Oh yeah just food stamps.

by 101Davie Boy February 26, 2009