Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.

Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.

by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003

obese shlong

a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt

a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid

mother fucker,... I slammed my cock in the toilet seat again and my cock is so swolen that i cant even stick it in my cows cunt

by bartow joe February 25, 2005

observate

to observe a person place or thing.

can you help me to observate the white van on the corner. it appears to be spying on me.

by jonathan owens December 6, 2007

Obese

People who eat way too much, like 45839893053 calories a day on a regular basis.

Karen and Lindsay eat three cupcakes everyday before lunch. They are obese.

by kd6079 March 1, 2009

Obesetiality

The practice of loving large, overweight people.

Did you see the size of Kristina's new boyfriend? She must be into obesetiality.

by PicklingTheBeast June 19, 2009

Being obese

The act of one being rude in a manner or doing something stupid and obnoxious or "fat". This term can describe someone who is actually skinny or well managed. The person being accused of "Being obese" usually tends to do stupid stuff a lot and has a history of being obese.

person 1: Did you break my headset?
person 2: Yeah, why?
person 1: Stop being obese man you break everything.

by Moocowish July 6, 2011

Observancy

Noticing certain, extremely specific *things about a person or object other people normaly wouldn't.
*too vague, must be changed

--see stalking

"I counted 5 1/2 freckles on her."

"You stalker!"

"Nah, its called observancy."

by dcfreak22 March 7, 2010