Blue Oval Disease

Blue Oval Disease is common among Americans. It is a disease in which the person infected is completely convinced that Ford automobiles are the best in the world. The infected person lacks the understanding that their car or truck is not the best in the world. To the infected person any other automobile is junk and does not meet the American standards of transportation. This disease can have many symptoms, and examples.

Blue Oval Disease Examples

EXAMPLE- Rusty Wallace is gonna win because he drives a Ford.

EXAMPLE- You would not have that problem with a Ford.

EXAMPLE- Everyone knows that Mustangs are not the fastest cars on the road. The person infected will tell you his/hers is.

EXAMPLE- They are the first to complain about other manufactures design flaws, and how Ford doesn't have any.....lol.

by Tech Guy September 30, 2009

Ovallic

An oval shaped object

That egg isn't round, its ovallic

by Crazy Japengo April 4, 2009

ovary dance

The feeling a girl gets on the dance floor when she sees a guy she wants to seed with!

"The bitch saw him and enticed him by givin him the ovary dance"...or..."she ovary-danced her way to his cock!"

by Lord Voldermont June 16, 2008

Oval Job

The act of making love to a robust women's naval

Kalin: I just got a OJ
Harold: Whats that?
Kalin: Oval job, Mrs biggs gave me it
Spencer: Already got on! BAM!!

by colts87 August 3, 2011

Ovahkill

Some tryhard twitch streamer that plays roblox and is apparently the moderator of a dead game.

You hear about Ovahkill? Who's Ovahkill? Dead streamer.

by UoogaBoi May 14, 2019

Ovaltine

A kids' drink that is added to milk. Ovaltine is a powerful, but non well-known aphrodisiac.

This wicked ugly guy kept spouting these lame pick-up lines at me, but when he gave some Ovaltine, his hideousness was suddenly really arousing.
The moral of the story is: Lookin' for a good time? More Ovaltine, please!

by Schumaker101 April 13, 2005

Ovaltine

A sexual act in which a male collects his semen,either manually or with a partner, and dehydrates it (typically using a commercial food dehydrator). Later, a sexual partner re-constitutes the dehydrated semen in a glass of milk and consumes it.

This practice may be localized to the greater New Orlenas area.

I can't believe he ovaltined that girl! What a creep!

by ARAJAY October 17, 2008