Sewage organs

The name for a Sjogrens Syndrome patient's organs after their immune system has retardedly attacked them with a force tantamount to David Beckham kicking a soccer ball from midfield.

He got a PhD and was succeeding in life while battling Sjogrens. He then developed sewage organs and became double biocucked.

by HopfBifurcation March 20, 2023

organ toucher

When your penis is so big it touches a girl's organ when you stick it in her vagina

His penis was so big it was considered an organ toucher.

by Jimmy John is freaky fast in b May 6, 2015

Organic Lawnmower

When you viciously yank anal beads out of a person's anus, as if you're starting a lawnmower.

I gave her an Organic Lawnmower and she slapped my dick off.

by AnalYanker November 28, 2017

organic strange

An extra-marital sexual experience provided by a non-professional. To be distinguished from inorganic strange, which must be provided by a sex-worker.

Tim: I got some organic strange while I was in Chicago over the weekend.
Tom: Damn, dude, where'd you find that?
Tim: Tinder

by FriendOrFlake June 13, 2016

Organic Douche

One person who constantly bitches about the benefits and moral obligation of eating organic food, even at the risk of losing their friends.

Friendly Dude: "Hey, wanna come over for dinner? My new chicken recipe is just awesome!"
Organic Douche: "No, sorry, I never eat non-organic food."
Friendly Dude: "Didn't you eat at McDonald's just yesterday?"
Organic Douche: Yeah, but just because I didn't have time to cook."

by FrankNoWar January 20, 2014

unicellular organisms

Organisms that consist of only one cell

Unicellular organisms (like bacteria, yeast and archaea) typically grow using a method called binary fission. Here each single cell (mother cell) expands, replicates its genetic material, and divides into two cells (daughter cells). In this way, each time a new generation is produced the population doubles.

by bluestinger66 November 8, 2022

organic dissonance

What happens when a person's online persona does not jibe with their in-person reality.

Brittany: So, did you finally meet the new guy?

Brandi: I was really digging him on Ok-Cupid and then we met for coffee. He was wearing a Justin Beiber concert tee AND he had a mullet.

Brittany: MAJOR case of organic dissonance.

Brandi: The WORST.

Brittany: ((cringe))

by bizzy63 February 26, 2012