No Homo
No Homo by the_fallen_angel October 22, 2023
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No Homo
Something you say after saying or doing something gay as fuck that somehow makes what you just said or did not gay at all.
I just saw Brandon sucking 4 dicks behind Walmart. One dude was pounding his asshole! I yelled out “faggot” and he screamed “no homo”, so I guess he’s not gay after all
No Homo by AlienPuzzy December 11, 2025
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No-homo by Bobbbybuilder 5722 April 29, 2019
No-homo
A statement which is said either before, or after a man-hug or other form of affection between two men in a non-homosexual intent.
No-homo by Sir.CommonSence March 12, 2010
No Homo!
This phrase , like many others,, started in the military. It's use is required PRIOR TO saying or doing ANYTHING that your peers might misinterpret, usually deliberately, in order to give you at least seven metric fucktons of crap for it, ad infinitum. The "No Homo!" claim Absolutely MUST be invoked beforehand; Saying, or worse, doing something that Could Be interpreted as "gay" (by Any witness in the immediate vicinity) without the protection of the invocation "No Homo!" may and Almost Always DOES result in the delivery of the aforementioned measurement of crap...from Anyone who later hwars of the incident.
The exclamation is simply to assure one's comrades in arms that they have nothing to fear from the oncomingwords and/or actions. In other words, they can't "catch being gay" or get "gay herpes" or have "gay dust get all over their shit", or any of the other, horrible fates that are more or less guaranteed without the prior invocation of protection.
The most common use is when a service member is preparing to say something personal, usually about their feelings or some other crap which the Department of Defense had not issued to them, such as, "No Homo, but...I love you guys".
For actions, the phrase is usually invoked prior to some sort of physical training, such as, "The next step (in hand to hand combat, for instance) is to get hip to hip with your partner, like this..No Homo!", immediately before demonstrating the move.
The exclamation is simply to assure one's comrades in arms that they have nothing to fear from the oncomingwords and/or actions. In other words, they can't "catch being gay" or get "gay herpes" or have "gay dust get all over their shit", or any of the other, horrible fates that are more or less guaranteed without the prior invocation of protection.
The most common use is when a service member is preparing to say something personal, usually about their feelings or some other crap which the Department of Defense had not issued to them, such as, "No Homo, but...I love you guys".
For actions, the phrase is usually invoked prior to some sort of physical training, such as, "The next step (in hand to hand combat, for instance) is to get hip to hip with your partner, like this..No Homo!", immediately before demonstrating the move.
No homo is not enough.
No homo is a phrase used as slang at the end of a sentence to assert the statement spoken by the speaker had no intentional homosexual implications. The phrase is also "added to a statement in order to rid oneself of a possible homosexual double-entendre". But sometimes, this just is not enough to be effective.
Dude, it's pretty hot in here. Do you mind if I take my pants off? No homo.
- Dude no way. No homo is not enough.
Dude, I got this weird spot on my penis. Do you think you could take a look. No homo.
- Bro, you're a fucking fag. No homo is not enough.
At the urinals - Sword fight anyone? No homo.
- What are you a fucking gay faggot!?? No homo is not enough.
- Dude no way. No homo is not enough.
Dude, I got this weird spot on my penis. Do you think you could take a look. No homo.
- Bro, you're a fucking fag. No homo is not enough.
At the urinals - Sword fight anyone? No homo.
- What are you a fucking gay faggot!?? No homo is not enough.
No homo is not enough. by kam75xx June 25, 2021
No homo day
October 21 will be announced to be the new no homo day. This day is where you can do anything homo and no homo and automatically applied.
No homo day by Longblackpeen October 18, 2019