nard

short nickname for the first cave dweller named leonardo. known for his superior shelving ability and great computer hacking and numchucks skills. a standard that is hard to live up to, unless you're a danio'neal, then it can be pulled off with the greatest of ease.

he was such a nard he was almost a danio'neal, God didn't even know how he had created someone so great.

by Dani O'Neal January 13, 2005

Nard Knocker

Usually a club large in size to knock a guy in his nards enflicting much pain

Get that nard knocker away from me!

by woody April 29, 2004

Nard

A massive nerd, in size or extremity.
A nerd who is a decker.

Chompsky says, "When we were down at the 'net caffe we saw this nard owningat a game so we gathered around and began to gang dork his deck.

by Slag November 28, 2004

Nardo

Another term for nerd

Preston, did you see that kid? He is a total nardo

by Matt1990bby January 12, 2009

Nard tard

A iPhone that doesn't let you post to snap chat.

You fucking nard tard iPhone piece of shit.

by Ultra long man November 11, 2017

nardo

to have sperm inside your asshole, while you have diarrhea, the mix of cum and liquid shit in someones anus will be a nardo.

bro i totally nardo'd that girl last night

by Mrjirjawi August 29, 2020

Nardo

when you talk shit about shit, just talking smack.

"i just won the lottery"

ur doing a nardo.

by nardo September 26, 2012