bearded nail

a johnson, a rod, a spike, a pork sword... it's a man's ding-dong, baby

Girl, his bearded nail made me shake like jelly on a plate

by The Bearded Nail March 22, 2004

Coke Nail

A fingernail grown out long specifically for the use of transporting coke to your nostril without leaning over to snort along a line

Friend 1:Cindy has a serious drug problem

Friend 2:How can you tell?

Friend 1:Look at her pinky, that's a coke nail

Cindy: *snort*

by Crashtester August 25, 2013

bangin' nails

An erection so hard you can use it like a hammer.

"She is so friggin'hot!!"
"Yeah, I'm bangin' nails!!"

by razzleroot April 6, 2006

shit nails

A term used to describe an angry or extremely unpleasant surprise in reaction to information or a situation. Akin to "shitting a brick," the term derives its meaning from the horrific experience that "shitting nails" would be, and thus a person suffering through it would naturally be in a pissy mood.

"Evelyn shit nails when I told her I didn't really get a vasectomy."

by Pimpsta G February 26, 2008

sheet nails

The state of your fingernails(full of lines and ridges) the next morning when you go to bed before your manicure is completely dry.

I have to totally re-do my manicure today - I've got sheet nails.

by stalking_lenny_and_carl March 8, 2009

Sidekick Nails

when a girl has artificial or acrylic nails and has her two thumbs nails cut shorter then the rest to make it possible to type on a Sidekick or a phone like a Sidekick.

"damn i can't type wid my nails on my Sidekick!!!"

"maybe you shoulda got Sidekick Nails girl, waaaay easier"

by fahlee shabree zee April 5, 2009

nail buds

the root at which your finger nail grows.

"my nail buds are history" -high school musical movie

by Fashion Icon July 13, 2006