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Loch Ness Monster

An extremely long dump that is so large that the head pokes up out of the water in the toilet bowl, while the body remains submerged, much like photographs that claim to show the infamous Nessie.

The key difference between a floater and a LNM is that only the head shows on the water's surface with a LNM, whereas a floater's entire body floats on the surface.
I think I just sighted the Loch Ness Monster in the bathroom.

Dude, I just dropped a Loch Ness Monster in your shitter... where's your plunger?
by eetmaicrank September 22, 2009
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van ness

The definition of "white trash". Usually going around yellin mud cricket.
Hey van ness you see that mud cricket?
by Jimmyman5 May 28, 2016
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Ness

The younger version of the character from undertale, Sans.
Hey did you know that Ness is Sans.
by Big Toaster August 11, 2019
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Ness

A shorter version of the words: awesomeness, amazingness, and coolness.
OMG! holy frick and a half! Makinsey is so Ness!
by Makinsey May 5, 2008
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Nessa Barrett

a tiktok star who threw it back to the quaran and apoligized multiple times, because she didn’t know. she is dating josh richards . chase hudson tried to get with her and stuff but she rejected him. a few weeks after her boyfriend made a diss track on chase charli damelio broke up with him. people thought she said the n-word but she was reading off a ship name “nick-a” . now she gets a lot of hate and threats (nobody deserves that idc, idc) because of her big mistake.
“why are you defending nessa barrett?”
“because nobody else is.”
by ravioli ravioli April 19, 2020
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NejiSaku

NejiSaku is a shorter way of saying "Neji x Sakura" It is a pairing that consists of Sakura Haruno and Neji Hyuga from the anime/manga Naruto.Although (sp?) compared to other pairings such as NejiTen,or SasuSaku NejiSaku may seem "small-ish" it is actually quite popular among fans in fanart and doujinshi.
In my opinion,NejiSaku is pointless because Neji and Sakura barely even know eachother that well.
by Fandom's Cheese October 23, 2009
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Ness-Epic

a thing/event/action that is more awsome than epic! Resulting in ness being placed before epic!
Those socks are ness-epic
That party was NESS-EPIC!!!!!
by nessepicmonster January 7, 2010
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