delli mustard

When a male and female get together for a sexual meeting and the male ejaculates into a cup after beeing blowed and then proceeds to take a piss into the cup making a liquid that looks like fucked up mustard. He then poors the new liquid onto his female partner and rubs it all over her body

"Oh shit, I'm about to cum, quick give me a cup to mix up some nice deli mustard for our sandwiches"

by Steve July 6, 2004

prison mustache

The "prison mustache", as popularized by members of the Aryan Brotherhood prison gang is an exaggerated version of the Handlebar Mustache. The ends of the "handlebars" are allowed to grow very thick and bushy. It somewhat resembles a long, thick goatee beard with the point of the chin shaved.

That guy is definitely an ex-con. Look at his prison mustache and his Nazi Low Rider tats.

by sparkhammer November 10, 2010

mustang 1

The VERY FIRST Ford Mustang was a driving showcar called the Mustang 1. It was a midengine two seater.

Dear FORD,

The Ford GT is too expensive! Please revive the Mustang 1 concept and put it into production. Mercury could have a mechanically identical, but different looking Capri, and Lincoln a Pantera.

MERCURY CAPRI = 4 & 6 cylinders (priced like 6 & 8cyl Stangs)

MUSTANG 1 = V8 (priced between Stang & Vette)

PANTERA = V10 (priced between Vette & Viper)

by Marsha Brady, I'm ready to suck cock to get my way! July 25, 2006

mustard urine

mustard urine is the yellow, watery, liquid that comes out of a mustard plastic squeeze bottle before the mustard does.

"When you make my ham and cheeese sandwich please leave out the mustard urine!"

by Marc Moskovits January 31, 2008

Mustafaa

Someone who is the best at every thing they do someone who stands out and overshines everyone.

That boy jabril stands outside the crowd he must be a Mustafaa

by JabriltheMustafaa December 15, 2013

Mustard packet

A stack of 100 hundred dollar bills, so called because of the mustard yellow band around the stack.

Addict: How much is the blow gonna run me?
Dealer: Gonna be 2 mustard packets, son
Addict: 20k? Aight

by #fuckingstupid June 14, 2017

Mustafizr

A guy who will spend their time on games that are very embarrassing instead of doing valuable things such as spending time with their family etc.

Mustafizr: I like shit games

by Jack_Beach154 March 18, 2019