Mortal Combat Felati-ality

The sex act in which the woman, while giving her male partner a blow job, shouts "Finish Him," then clamps down on his penis, only releasing after her partner cries.

I decided to show him who was boss, so I performed a little Mortal Combat Felati-ality... the game is cool, but seeing him cry like a little girl was even cooler.

by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012

Mortal Enemies

The name two describe to people who obviõusly aren't together. Nor were they even friends to begin with. Usually used to describe the relationship between two men, who are most likely two years apart and were in a band together.

Random PR Member: "They were never together. They were actually Mortal Enemies believe it or not."

Other PR Member: "Obviõusly."
Person Who's Most Definitely 'Not' Louis Tomlinson: "Yeah..Yeah obviõusly."

by obviouslymortalenemies May 25, 2021

Instrumentum Mortaria

samoerai in there own shit.

www.linux-robotics.org trying to get the hacking theater up again. A kind of flying dutchman.

by theo November 12, 2003

prims-and-mortar

Used to denote store built in the Second Life grid, as opposed to selling goods through a site like SLexchange or OnRez.

I make a sale on SLX now and then, but I get most of my sales from my prims-and-mortar store.

by Seth Mandelbrot April 16, 2008

marta

I love you darling!

David loves Marta all day, every day.

by David June 10, 2004

mortan

a person who is straigth but does a gay act, or exposes himself to the same sex jokeinglee,

to be a mortan would be like slapping yer balls in another guys face

by ken5102 February 10, 2008

Mortal Kombat Online

A forum with no moderation and lots of noobs. Each day, there is a flame war and the majority of the members have the inteligence of an 11-year-old who drinks paint.

n00b666- i found motaro in mkd no lie
fatalkombat- stfu idiot
Thus the flame war begins...

by Sterolizer November 3, 2004