Fecal moss

When a turd sticks to the side of the toilet.

I noticed you planted some fecal moss upstairs.

by honkingdirtsnakes May 15, 2025

moss

the rich rare densidy of which persons charcher exceds fertalness ,richness of a persons character, the vibe

he has so much moss

by bigtj89 September 29, 2021

moss lung

The crippling pain and wheeze your lungs produce caused from built up pressure from smoking baccy bongs

James: “*cough* *cough* fuck me mate that cone romped me”
Jamie: “that definitely gave you moss lungs”

by Gandalf the GOAT October 19, 2021

moss

a great person who usually can't spell, however, is very smart and intelligent. This name is hopefully a nickname or last name because if it's your first name, you probably are sexually aroused by the male gender. They are usually tall and lanky people but don't play sports like basketball, but more like baseball/football. People with the first name Moss, are an exception because they are like I said earlier, sexually attracted to men. Anyways, in school, they are stronger in the STEM section and want to be engineers.

Boy 1: "Wait you know Moss too?"

Boy 2: "Yea he's a faggot"

by MMoss_11 October 20, 2022

Mossed

To be given something, only to find out that it is garbage and will cost you more in the long run.

My co-worker was too busy and gave me an account to work, it turns out they just canceled their. I sure got mossed.

by VerbalAssssasain May 21, 2019

Moss

A Person who exists as far as they they re aware, is mostly alone ( is on call with friends)

"Moss enjoys jumping of cliffs (in game)"

by Nixa__ September 17, 2022

Mossing the logs

When you jack off into the toilet on your turds!

You better not be in there mossing the logs again Gary!

by JuggaloDundee November 16, 2023