Moss syndrome

Where someone gets annoyed and shouts pointless threats.

You have developed moss syndrome
Take it back or ill not speak to you

by Jcrouch December 14, 2018

turn moss

Where all the local high schoolers go to get pissed and high as fuck. Motive central. You often find the sketfords, vegans, or runners here with a bottle of vodka and smoking some week.

I’ll see you on turn moss Friday night

by Sammy boss December 28, 2020

a moss

(verb) to make a jaw-dropping, defender-humiliating catch, typically of the jump-ball variety

Bro wtf he just did a moss

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Moss

A perfect person. You'll be lucky to have them.

Person 1: I'm glad Moss is my friend
Person 2: Me too

by Alphabet forgetter October 1, 2021

Moss

To turn something technical off and on again.

This laptop is really not behaving right, I'm going to Moss it.

by Technobable January 22, 2021

Pete Moss

Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.

Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?

by Rascal-Flatts May 24, 2021

mossing

to grow a beard to look more tough than you are because you are a stupid meek

look at him

he must be mossing

by Memer_69 November 12, 2019