Moshing

A form of expression that has been obscured by the media and pussified by society. True moshing is a release of all your anger and hate. Basically you beat the shit out of each other. However "hardcore" and "emo" people have managed to make moshing look like pussy shit to all those who dont know the truth. They just push each other. What the fuck is that shit.

True Metalhead to other true metalheads: Lets fuck shit up!!*chaos ensues*
Emo fag: Hey guys lets listen to Hawthorne Heights and push each other
Other emo fag: oh you mean moshing?
First emo fag: yea!
*true metalheads come and WREAK THEIR SHIT!*

by Darkpyre1 May 15, 2009

Mossin

When a group of people are playing football and one person makes a great catch over a defender, in a Randy Moss like fashion.

Dis nigga was mossin on you bruh, he went up and jus grabbed it out the air.

by Joe Stephens September 9, 2006

moking

a range of highly mysterious and inappropriate acts, which most often occur poolside. They are hard to define specifically since there is usually no lifeguard on duty to observe their occurrence.

"moking is strictly prohibited in the pool area!"

"hey hey- why don't we head down to the pool and do some moking around?? no one's awake to catch us this late!"

by Natasha Everette June 9, 2010

Mocking my own tots

The state of talking in mock form about ones own thoughts or "t o t s" as mockers refer to it as. This is commonly followed by "now huhhhh" which can also be in mock form if chosen.

Halter: "ooooohhhooohh he didn't even hit dat guy. oohhhhhohohhhhh."
Jp: "I like penis."
Halter: "I WIKE DICK OHHHHOHHHHH" (seizure) "oohhhohhhh" (seizure)"Mocking my own tots now huhuuuhhhhhh t o t s huhhhhuuuuuh"

by Billy Johnsondjiofajiofdjasddd February 15, 2009

Mooking

Way of Kicking a Women in the Vagina as hard as you can, For her to produce large amounts of Cum.

"Man, I'd really like to be mooking her right now'.

by John Walkins December 6, 2010

Gas Masking

A variation of ball sacking where you spread your scrotum over your partners face and fart.

He held me down and gas masked me. It was disgusting.

I hear that guy is into gas masking, that is not cool!

by SilentNine May 2, 2010

monking off

Monking off is a broad term used when someone does something non-positive such as anything stupid, rude or simply wrong.

This phrase was founded in Thailand with inspiration from the monks.

1) I can't believe you monked off last night
2) Those girls are gonna be monking off later
3) Look at the monks monking off
4) I'd monk her off
5) He's gonna be monking his mum off later on

by laticannon February 28, 2012