Monte

The idea of a savage, wealthy, quite well-known, child, consisting of a high social position.

"Amazing, that Monte has attracted a LARGE paparazzi!"

by savageravage123 November 6, 2017

Montezuma's Revenge

Also known as Moctezuma's Revenge, the correct, authentic meaning of "Montezuma's Revenge" regards the effects produced by the seasoned spicy Mexican food on foreigners, ranging from the effect of an unaccustomed, non connoisseur palate to chilli, to the stomachal consequences caused by the Mexican food. It has nothing to do with the concept of a developed country versus a developing country and not with their hygienic habits. The latter two terms are derogatory and rather seek to disqualify.

"Montezuma's Revenge" is not a disease. It is a "bad moment" that happens when a foreigner has never tasted chili or spicy food.

Its origin comes from Moctezuma, the mexica emperor who met the spaniards, as he now gets revenge on the foreigners (mainly whites, because spaniards are white) for destroying his people.

I put too much salsa on my tacos and now I have Montezuma's Revenge.

by Fawfulster September 12, 2010

Monte

Continuously running into electric towers on COD: Black Ops. Specifically in Dead Ops Arcade

Damn, I pulled a monte

by machewg January 13, 2011

monter

Means Monster, but Sparks can't spell for shit

"lockness monter from"

by Matt April 3, 2005

montevideo

tiny town in minnesota in minnesota that nobody knows of named after some city in south america..........POT CITY USA

Trevor kittelson is a gay little kid who lives in montevideo.

by jimmie69lovestrevor July 25, 2008

hannah montena forever

a extreme long dull and painfull amount of time

omg i was in first then u tomahawked me im gunna hate u for hannah montena forever

why would u do that this will take hanna montena forever to fix

by orange haze December 24, 2010

Montes

Short Skirt, Stiletto boots, and no panties (aka Hooker).

Dude, I scored a montes last night.

by Towls October 15, 2006