mook troop

A group of individuals who spout political humor and bring down Bro's. When confronted about their mookish tendencies they will either: change the subject, tell a bad joke, or try and gang up on you in a fight. Avoid at the cost of your sanity, if you see one knock them out with a premature attack.

Mook Troop! Ba-da-ba-duh-bop-ba-ba-do-dop! Yeahhh!
Are you from Florida by an chance?
What is the difference between humans and pigs? They wallow in their own excrement! Don't let me catch you pigs peeing outside again!

by Rejukem December 15, 2008

Mook'd

to abruptly end all contact with someone for no reason.

Girl 1: You still talking to Jamar?
Girl 2: No girl he stopped talking to me
Girl 1: Damn! You got Mook'd!!!

by Janisa Lopez December 19, 2014

mook canoe

A mook is an idiot
A mook canoe is a canoe full of them

Steve: I fucked up with my wife, she caught me beating off to amputee midget porn
Jim: You're a fucking mook canoe

by Kampfgruppe May 12, 2017

Mook-out

To leave a party without saying "good-bye" or without any one knowing you left.

Once I heard that "ButterfaceJulie" was looking for me at the party I had to mook-out

by Chester Cooperpot 31 July 21, 2017

Mook it

When partaking of the drug cannabis using a bong or bubbler, one seals the choke or slide and inhales as much as they can, but does not release to inhale the smoke; the apparatus is passed around the circle to each person who repeats the build-up until it reaches the original person. By this point the chamber will be extremely full, and the mook-ee will attempt to inhale all of the smoke that the mook-ers have built up in one hit. Best performed with a very large apparatus and a small group of people.

Stoner: I want to take a massive rip!
Pothead: Alright, we'll mook that shit for you.
Hazer: Yeah bro, fuckin' mook it!

by AlainGoodweed October 4, 2012

mook bastard

a stupid, dumb, slow,or lazy

scott: hurry up you mook bastard!
aj: im going as fast as i can.

by k mizzle for izzle January 15, 2005

Mook boy

Someone gets super fucked up and stays up all night and goes adventures through the wood or back roads usally found in Walmart at 5am buying wiffle balls, sweetish fish, and Yooo-hoos

I saw a group of mook boys in Walmart today, they are some strange individuals

by Colt.42 July 31, 2016