A rich principality located in the south of france next to Nice where people are giant snobs and fags. A place where parents dress their babies in Dolce and Gabana shit and get ridiculously fast and expensive cars even if the speed limit in that region is 110 km/h. Teens in monaco would be considered flaming homos in any other part of the world just from the way they dress and act. Many people that live there never leave monaco, and are absolutely clueless about the outside world (starting from france). Some people just have a place there so that they dont pay taxes in other countries. Monegasques (people from monaco) basically think the world revolves around them and the "country" they're from, which is about 2 km squared, and that's their life. They're even proud of being snobby and blowing thousands of euros on clothes in one day. Worst part is: those are the guys (but the girls are pretty much like the guys, skanky little bitches that get everything they want from daddy)
tourist in monaco: excuse me could you tell me how to get to nice from here?
fag from monaco: erhhh there's a heliport somewhere in monaco but i'm not sure where
tourist: wow you fag.
fag from monaco: erhhh there's a heliport somewhere in monaco but i'm not sure where
tourist: wow you fag.
by 98761234 March 24, 2010
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When a girl's thong is visible above her pants/skirt/shorts. More or less a feminine version of plummering. Etymologically related to Monica Lewinski's affair with president Clinton.
by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006
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1) Falling into a stupor after staring at a particular document on your monitor for long periods. You know this has occurred when you realize you're reading every sentence two or three times, or your face has become hot and red where you've been resting it on your hand, or you've drooled on yourself (and this last is not a normal occurrence for you).
2) A feeling of being overwhelmed or confined to your desk (see stir crazy). You've been staring at the same project on your monitor for so long that you'll use any excuse to escape, even when you know that you should continue working.
1) Falling into a stupor after staring at a particular document on your monitor for long periods. You know this has occurred when you realize you're reading every sentence two or three times, or your face has become hot and red where you've been resting it on your hand, or you've drooled on yourself (and this last is not a normal occurrence for you).
2) A feeling of being overwhelmed or confined to your desk (see stir crazy). You've been staring at the same project on your monitor for so long that you'll use any excuse to escape, even when you know that you should continue working.
1) The phone rang, snapping me out of my monitor malaise and nearly giving me a coronary.
2) Even though my project was due in half an hour, I couldn't concentrate; severe monitor malaise. Walking Vicki to her car was the perfect remedy (even though it took 2 hours).
2) Even though my project was due in half an hour, I couldn't concentrate; severe monitor malaise. Walking Vicki to her car was the perfect remedy (even though it took 2 hours).
by robzilla October 8, 2005
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I love you Monica.
by Drin and Ibraham August 1, 2022
Get the Monica mug.The MONACO MELTER is when you and a group of friends cum on a girl so much that she sticks to the floor/bed, then you and you're friends beat the shit out of her with a bunch of fly swatters and you dump here unconsious body in a dumpster and then you drive to the nearest Denny's and eat
Dad: so what did you guys do last night?
Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!
Dad: sounds like a party!
Son: yeah
Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10
Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!
Dad: sounds like a party!
Son: yeah
Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10
by BigPeePeePooPoo February 10, 2020
Get the The MONACO MELTER mug.The dictionary term for when one throatfucks a girl on the beach before tossing sand in her face immediately following ejaculation. An act so named for the location from which it originated--Santa Monica.
Dude, did you hear about Cigar Guy? He boned that chick on the beach and gave her a total Santa Monica Sandman! Chick couldn't see for hours.
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