milf moustache

when a milf sits on your face. unlike the dirty sanchez, this is a good thing.

see: Jessica Alba

I know she's got kids, but i'd still sport that milf moustache!

by jammer2isme December 9, 2008

Molester Moustache

A peach fuzz Moustache that is the only facial hair on the male, majority of the time they are on Mexicans/beaners.

I dont think black people can have them.

That beaner has the sickest molester moustache yet!

by dryicec02 December 28, 2005

mostage

The mis-spelling of moustache

idiot:hey look at that guys mostage

me:no, M.O.U.S.T.A.C.H.E

by sam 7 7 7 July 5, 2006

slippery moustache

a moustache that in trimmed leaving only a thin line of hair directly above the upper lip; thus giving the illusion that it is sliding off of ones lip.

look at ron's stupid slippery moustache.

by alan steel October 17, 2008

MomSpace

Describes any Internet activity performed by a parent who pretends to be her child online. This includes instant messaging services and social networking sites.

Zack: "Tulip keeps flirting with me on MySpace. We don't even talk in real life."
Zoe: "That's not Tulip. She doesn't like you. You were talking to 'Tulip' on MomSpace."
Zack: "That is disgusting. Isn't that illegal? After all, I am a minor and she is in her 40s."
Zoe: "I don't know. I think you can only do something if inappropriate information was shared."
Zack: "Oh..."
Zoe: "Don't work, Zack. If it continues, maybe you should alert someone who can do something about it."

by Oscar Smith June 11, 2008

monstache

A monstache is a giant, possibly scary, mustache.

Shaun - Look at that guy's huge mustache!
Zack - No dude, that's a monstache! RUN!

by The Owens September 24, 2007

Mostang

What some people call a mustang to sound cool in front of their friends. They also use this term when asked by an owner of a foreign car what car the mostang driver has.

Pan Ku: Hey man what car you got, i have a twin turbo 300z that can easily smoke anything.

Bennie Jean: Naw man, i got a mostang, which i claim is superior than imports even though its slow as fuck and uses 30 year old design for a rear axle/suspension.

by бай хуй September 14, 2009