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Molested

So I call this one "Andy getting molested in prison "No! Wait! I'm not Hym! I'M NOT HYYYYYYYYM!" PLLLLLLLTT! *Bap bap bap bap!*
Hym "See!? I told you I would get molested in prison! THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO BEING A GOD, BOY!"
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
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Molestation Victims

I think they are molestation victims guys. I think the ✌️✊️✌️✊️counter-protesters✌️✊️✌️✊️ are either molestation victims and/or pedophiles that are being funded by the state and/or Elon or just YouTube in general. They got their boots-holes stretched and now they are trying to obstruct justice so they can continue to do whatever it is they collectivized against me to do. Likely steal.
Hym "They look like molestation victims and pedophiles all of them. Hey, Jack do you need to tape up your butthole to walk around? When you poop do you have to squeeze or no? You just pull the tape? Sweet. Convenient."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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Textual Molestation

16 NEW MESSAGES: Girl anybody ever tell you, you look ike a forty ounce? Ya cuz you lookin good to me.

Girl: Oh my gawd enough with the textual molestation!
by Dave Damon July 15, 2015
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sloppy molester

when you squirt poo everywhere whenever you sneeze. it will always be watery and will shoot into your eyes
i did a sloppy molester when i had a cold
by sloppyslipslap June 4, 2020
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molester-molester

someone who is attracted to child molesters and/or molests child molesters
I'm glad that Sabrina's a molester-molester, as there some guy who hurt my sister and i want to avenge my sister's soul.
Homeboy is molester-molester so Jeffrey (a child molester) better run.
by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025
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micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you
I love being micro molested by Microsoft
by DerekLombardi July 27, 2015
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towel molestation

When moles dig into a towel
Damn i have towel molestation in my towels
by Frogbigfartpissyman June 20, 2021
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