MoCo

1. One of the most affluent counties in the country. Once in the top 5 overall wealthiest, now ranks at number 11. Although over 90% of households in the county are well above the national average yearly income, there are several areas in the eastern side of the county which are below the national average(Silver Spring, Kensington, Montgomery Village, and Wheaton). MoCo also has areas which boast average individual incomes over $86,000/yr. Putting the cities of Olney, Bethesda, and Potomac in the top 200 highest average idividual income in the nation, with a population over 10,000.

A recent study by MSN has shown that in order to live the lifestyle that a $100,000/yr would provide the average American, you would need to make more that $150,000/yr. Putting MoCo in the top 3% in the nation.

by Mikey Jackman December 13, 2006

mockets

Pockets in pants or any type of clothing that are just for looks. May also be pockets that have been sewn shut. Many blazers and sport coats sold in stores have the pockets sewn shut to deter theives. Womens pants often have what looks to be pockets but are actually just stitching representing a pocket, however upon further inspection an actual pocket is not there.

Jenn "Hey sweety can you hold on to my keys for me??"
Scott "Why dont you put them in your pocket?""
Jenn "These arent pockets, they are sewn shut."
Scott "I hate you damn mockets!!!"

by froogle_jimmy May 19, 2007

mocking is catching

Old expression found in Ireland (or the backwoods of County Clare at any rate), translating roughly as "don't laugh at others, you'll do something stupid/ get old and crotchety/ otherwise get into a fine state youself and wouldn't like being laughed at."

You might think I look silly in this get-up, but just remember, mocking is catching.

by Fearman March 19, 2008

mock cock

A dildo, or other false penis-like devices.

Dude, did you find Quinn's mock cock? I can't believe he has one.

by Gregory June 15, 2004

mocos de gorila

Gorilla Snot in English: an actual gel product straight from Mexico. Best quality of all time (like any true Mexican)
*Google it you disbelievers

Girl: Hey sexy, I like your hair. How do you keep it flawless like that?
-girl touches hair
Guy: Oh like this... mocos de gorila. gorilla snot
Girl: Ew! Ew! you sick bastard
Guy: Calm down thats the name of my gel product
Girl:Oh! What a relief.

*Guy aside: damn pendeja gets worser things jizz on her hands and doesn't complain

by alacran2121 November 24, 2009

king mocha java

A very wealthy, well to do, black man.

A rich, fat black man that likes to flaunt his money or show a little bling if you will.

Xander: Hey steve look at the guy in the car next to us.

Steve: Man, thats a fat black guy, wearing a nice suit, in a new shiny 740i BMW.

Xander: Yea, what a king mocha java

by Mister Larry Johnson February 19, 2008

mocrac

To be free-spirited, vibrant and independant like the Irish indie pop band mocrac

'Hey yeah! She's really mocrac and doesn't wait for you to give freebies'

'I don't want to be dictated to by people because I'm mocrac'

by Carri1 August 17, 2007