Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus

Latin for "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries". (A quote from Monty Python's Holy Grail.)

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus!

by Arthur- King of the Britons August 3, 2011

tui mater

Latin for "Your mom". Can be used to display one's superiority; even moreso than conventional "Your mom" usage it can, because it's in a different language and makes you sound smarter.

1: So, what're you doin' tonight?
2: Tui mater! O!
3: *face melts from display of awesomenity*

by Der Capitan November 2, 2003

toilet material

Any material used while defecating on the toilet. Can be a magazine, shampoo bottle, or a book. This material is usually pointless, but makes for good reading while doing number 2.

Hey Joe, hand me that toilet material ( while pointing at the back of a vhs case).

by ihihihih January 14, 2010

safe my mate

South African slang meaning everything's OK/cool/just fine thank you. Often said with a unique hand gesture whereupon one makes a fist, with the two fingers at either side remaining extended.

"Safe my mate" is a common and accepted response to a friend's loud (often drunken) inquiry as to one's wellbeing, often from several rows back at a rugby or cricket match.
me: "Hey Mannie! Howzit going, man?"
Mannie: "Safe my mate!"

by Stuart Kelly December 30, 2007

officer material

A mildly derogatory military term for someone who is totally clueless and is therefore obviously incapable of leading others.

He couldn't find his butt in the dark with a flashlight and trips over his own bootlaces. Yeah, he's real officer material all right.

by Edword July 31, 2006

no mate

when u disagree with what someone says or u just want to take the piss.

When said pitch of voice should go up and should have a puzzled expression on your face,as if u are trying to tell them "wtf are you on about!!!"

andy: Did you see west ham yesterday.

Shaane:erm... No mate west ham are shit.

by shaane September 25, 2006

she'll be apples, mate

everything will be alright

Don't worry about her breast implants. She'll be apples, mate.

by snn April 4, 2006