Blair minimum

The act of trying to get coworkers to do all your tasks while you stand around and talk conspiracies

Hey man have a good shift.
Thanks, I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum again

by JohnnyKo August 17, 2023

Bare minimum

Oh? Do they adopt this sort of bare minimum of the philosophy they promulgate? That's the thing I said. Like 7 years ago. Even the slow brains are catching up!

Hym "Oh? Really? You mean they adopt the bare minimum of the philosophy they espouse? Really? You mean, it is what I said it was. The thing I said years ago was correct. Again. Does that ever frighten you? That the guy said he's going to kill God is ALWAYS RIGHT. Does that ever send a chill down your spine?"

by Hym Iam May 21, 2023

bare maximum

it’s a bit of a who’s who

naomi punched a homeless an he exclaimed “ u hit me with the bare maximum flying punch”

by Bill billagin July 24, 2024

bare maximum

when someone is being over the top and it's not their place or obligation

Why are you doing the bare maximum? You don't need to ask me how my day was

by Ashlee Dawson February 5, 2024

bare minimum Betty

Someone who shows up to work or other organized events and does the bare minimum all days of the week at all hours of the day.

Has no work ethic.

Bare minimum betty showed up late to work and is always trying to do the least.

by Papaslocas March 28, 2024

Bare Maximum

When a turbine mechanics exceeds expectations on cleanliness of components on a steam turbine

Zach gave the bare maximum on cleaning the valves stops.

by 10761dkm April 3, 2025

Tousington Maximum

To be FERDA and SEND so hard that you are the fucking man in Touse at your respective school. If you reach Tousington Maximum, than you haze your professors cause your OD tuffy. Every girl wants you because you’re top dog - AKA Tousington Maximum.

Roommate: How was your night?
Subject: She’s coming over in 5

Roommate: Dude, you get OD Tush. I think you’ve reached TOUSINGTON MAXIMUM.
Subject: I’m Himmy

by JackCarpet321 October 1, 2025