the hillbilly harmonica

To place a music instrument into you partners mouth while having sex in the doggy style position

Have you ever done the Hillbilly Harmonica?

What's that.

Its when you put a Harmonica in her mouth while you're balls deep, riding her like a pig.

by porkchopp69 November 9, 2020

The Reverse Hillbilly

The act of making sweet, sweet love to your cousin or sibling of the same sex.

Joe Bob: I just made intercourse with Bobby Joe

Billy Bob: but he's your cousin! You gon' an' don' The Reverse Hillbilly

Joe Bob: Oh well

by Duck Funnel March 14, 2011

hillbilly talk

Describes a false statement that is generally spread within very small (and melodrama filled) social circles... Usually stating that something is a certain way when in reality it isn't even close to being true. Their social circle is so small minded, that they themselves start to believe that it’s true just because everyone in their small network says so. They start to hate people that go against their false belief, no matter how trivial... Very similar to religion amongst narrow minded bigots.

Hillbilly Talker: You can't get a rental car anywhere unless you are 25! They just won't let you.
Knowledgeable Person: Yes you can, usually you will just get a higher risk surcharge.
Hillbilly Talker: Na uh, Zach the bartender (at some dive hole in the wall) said he tried to and they wouldn't let him because he is only 24.
Knowledgeable Person: Maybe that policy is specific to the rental company?
Hillbilly Talker: Nope, it's the same way everywhere.
Knowledgeable Person: How do you know? I got a rental car last year, and I'm only 24 this year...
Hillbilly Talker: That’s just the way it is. You are wrong.
Knowledgeable Person: Whatever.

by Daniel Cortolini December 30, 2007

hillbilly hydraulics

a condition created when the rear struts or shocks of a car stop functioning and the weight of the car rests only on the springs causing the ass end to bounce under hard braking.
adds at least 10% to the coolness factor of a car

my Tempo has ridiculous hillbilly hydraulics when I pump the brake pedal

by tempopetey December 25, 2007

hillbilly awesome

when an event is so incredible and fun but tinged with a trashy, drunken and dimwitted feel of guilt or shame, it is hillbilly awesome. hillbilly awsome is usually used in reference to drinking events in pickup trucks, trailer parks, nascar or backyards with abandoned bathroom fixtures strewn about.

hey all, we ar' gonna' camp out in the back field where pa' dumps all the tires. we have 4 cases of old milwaukee, half a brick of m-80's and two bottles of jim beam - it is gonna be hillbilly awesome

by cosmo corinne May 30, 2008

hillbilly golf

A game played with PVC pipes connected to make four rungs; the goal is to wrap a length of rope with balls attached to either end to one of the rungs of your opponent's PVC setup.

I was at a party this weekend and we played hillbilly golf on the lawn. Cletus lost an eye.

by snowcaps March 8, 2009

Hillbilly Skoo-Skoo

The act of Redneck or hillbilly semen being released.
It usually takes place when getting down and dirty with your redneck lover.

Jane: Nice swollen eye Sarah did you get punched by a gorilla?
Sarah: No, last night fuckin Billy Ray Hillbilly Skoo-skoo'ed in my eye!
Jane: haha..... ah skeet skeet.

by crazychels3skeet April 12, 2010