by tobywonkanobe July 16, 2010
Get the Midas Touch mug.The weird girl in your group, that loves Nutella.Usually cares about dogs and probably names her dog sushi . She's really funny and likes to talk as minions. She believes that she is a unicorn but she is still an ordinary girl.She will maybe a lawyer but she's a really good major poet. Micaela has a funny dad but a responsible mom. She might be the oldest sister. She likes to sing,dance and act. She's not shy and always be there if you need her.
Girl 1: I need to do a poem for homework
Girl 2: You might ask Micaela for help she's very good at that
Girl 2: You might ask Micaela for help she's very good at that
by wuth March 28, 2016
Get the micaela mug.When one takes an explosive shit that hurts the anus. One would think that a midget or short person was hiding in the toilet with a lighter held to their ass.
After a late night call for Taco Bell, Tommy used one too many packets of fire sauce- After retiring for an hour or so in the restroom, Tommy commented to his friends, "Wow, I think i just got attacked by a midge in the bathroom!!!"
After a week of consuming a diet of habeneros and hard-boiled eggs, Shane felt overwhelmed by the constant battling of the "midge."
After a week of consuming a diet of habeneros and hard-boiled eggs, Shane felt overwhelmed by the constant battling of the "midge."
by PodBerry February 6, 2009
Get the Midge mug.The act of being binded up by the character Midas from fortnite and him railing you from behind with his golden dick then he strips you and rails you for all eternity. Don’t worry, he’ll feed you and bathe you and live a life with you but 20% of the day revolves around sex.
To get this to happen say “Ovaries and eggs” in a dark Grocery Store bathroom while shitting.
To get this to happen say “Ovaries and eggs” in a dark Grocery Store bathroom while shitting.
by Ganyu March 24, 2021
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Mister Bigglesworth is a midge. Amy has a midge.
by Onetothenuts November 15, 2012
Get the Midge mug.The name of an extremely unique gift from God. She is a beautiful person and has an even more beautiful soul. Find you a "Micaeli" and never let her go
by Cinnamoncandi December 18, 2016
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