meerkat

When you're in a paranoid reliationship, people you think your partner is going to leave you for are not meerkats. So, meerkats are people who don't pose a threat, who aren't going to steal your beloved.

Brad Pitt is no meerkat.
Dude, he left me for Stella! I really thought she was a meerkat.

by suspicious_fish October 13, 2004

mazer

hippie skank sad clown.

that chick with her titties out is such a mazer.

by booyahbooty November 9, 2006

Meeri

A normal looking girl, pretty boring, dresses weird, pretty fat, not funny but she has a kind heart.

"Who's that annoying ginger?"
"It must be... what's her name again... oh, Meeri."

by killforthepill September 29, 2011

Jack Meer

i. a wannabe. A guy who thinks his arms are bigger than they are. a guy who will suck up to his girlfriend and will take up a sport like snowboarding to seem cooler than he is.
ii. someone who spends hours trying to look like a babe.
iii. a guy with really awful hair.
iiii. a douche
iiiii. a girlfriend stealer.

i. girl: I really want to ask out that new babe.

other girl: no way, he's such a jack meer.

ii. guy: my girlfriend is really into chikfliks, but I hate those kind of movies. Maybe I should just watch more of them.

other guy: dude, don't be a jack meer.

by freakindude01 December 14, 2009

Meera

An Indian girl from Wisconsin who does yoga.

Hey Meera! Aren't you late for yoga class?!

by yogagirl August 4, 2009

EARSHA MEERAN

A beautiful perfect angel who’s flawless and belongs only and only to rabeera. She has the biggest heart and is so pure. She is the love of Rabeera’s life

Earsha meeran is the cutest girl alive.

by rabeera September 1, 2021

meera

an indian woman (normally old)

fuck that meera is hairy!! She wernt like that when i saw er at the mosque last week!!!

by Mittens101 April 24, 2006