Mexico

A land defined by it's burritos and really big hats.

"Look, its a muffin with a gigantic hat eating a burrito"

by CrAzYCoW June 17, 2005

meximum

When someone works incredibly hard, but since they lack even the most basic skills, the product of their many hours of hard work is still crap. (I made up this word April 8, 2008)

Dingus: "I saw you had a bunch of illegal immigrants reroofing your house. Man, I hear those guys work their asses off."

Cleetus: "Yep, they worked their asses off, but they forgot to put tar-paper down, and the edges of the shingles aren't level. Now I have to hire someone that knows what they're doing. Damn illegals".

Lurleen: "Sounds like they put forth the MEXIMUM effort though...you have to hand it to them."

Also when a pro-immigration person says "Those immigrants, they work their asses off" and then I say "Yeah, but you could put a scalpel in my hand and I'd work my ass off in the operating room, but it'd still be a bloody mess and the patient would die". I put forth the MEXIMUM effort, but the finished product was crap.

by Greyborzoi April 9, 2008

New Mexico Slip-in-slide

The practice of pissing into someones anus, then forcefully fisting said anus.

Jessica's suggestion of trying a New Mexico Slip-in-slide on Brandon was the final straw in their relationship.

by ForidaMan October 19, 2015

bar mexico

Hockey term, the same definition as bar down. When one snipes and hits the crossbar and into the net. defined as bar mexico because mexico is below the US on the map.

Yo bud, you went bar mexico on that tendy eh bud
He snipes bar mexico all day every day

by tim_riggins32footballstud April 16, 2016

coolio to the maximo

A more stylish way of saying maximo coolio

"Dude! This is coolio to the maximo!"

by Scott J Martin September 24, 2006

Cold Mexico

Another name for Canada given by George Bush

"Our neighboring countries like Mexico and Cold Mexico

by Zephyrgust March 22, 2008

Gulf of Mexico

Term used to describe the act of ejaculating into another person's beverage without him/her noticing, leaving the ejaculant to float around in the liquid, much like BP oil in Gulf waters

"When I ordered the special cocktail of the night, I sure wasn't expecting the shady bartender to make it a Gulf of Mexico."

"Fred sure thought he was all sorts of swagg before he discovered the Gulf of Mexico in his coconut water."

"Last night at the frat party, Bill was taking everybody's drink to the Gulf of Mexico for free."

by UltimateTool September 5, 2011