metheo

a real ass nigga

that metheo is a real ass nigga man

by planktonbikinibottom March 23, 2022

Mathew Bagley

a young fellow who sits with his fat ass and plays pro skater 1+2 while jackin off with a cheese grinder and is always is trying to suck his own dick with his 2 centimeter defeater

in such flexible ways

Mathew bagley stop jackin off with yo two centimeter defeater ass

by Dr. Cuminstain March 26, 2022

Mathew Chavez

The most poopy nigga of West Berlin also lightskin

That Mathew Chavez is a real shit nigga

by Nigga sexy April 7, 2022

Mathew Robinson

Someone who critics someone else’s ability or knowledge, to a degree which becomes extremely annoying, even when the person they are critiquing has greater knowledge or understanding of said thing.

“Don’t go to the gym with him, all he does is judge your form, total Mathew Robinson”

“My Art teacher is such a Mathew Robinson”

by GKXD April 16, 2022

methemystical

A guy who works in a pet shop

Methemystical is dead

by Grimreaper607 April 20, 2022

Mathew pearson

A man with a homophobic past but a homosexual future, usually caught blowing guys behind the local mcdonalds for cheese burgers

“He is a total mathew pearson”
“Did you see that mathew pearson behind the mcdonalds?”

by Scuma luma May 4, 2022

Methwillie-itis

Shrinking of the male genitalia from use of methamphetamines

Babe I’m sorry I can’t get it up I’m suffering a severe case of methwillie-itis.

by Lube Mobil wcty May 7, 2022