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Messy Night

A night on the streets/in a park, which can consist of snorting mephedrone, bonging salvia, chugging pints, eating dominos and chinese whilst blazing up a jay, and listening to dark tunes. Basically a night out with at least 3 people abusing their bodies for pure entertainment. It happens when there are no free houses available, the next best alternative.
"Mate my parents have decided not to go out, fancy a messy night instead?"

"Can't wait for this messy night to commence!"

"I've got blunts, ganja, maddy, budweiser, tarantula... this messy nights gonna be a gooden'"

"Alright i'll be there in a bit, this nights gonna get messy."
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Meaty Taco

1. A real thick set of meat curtains that look like flank steak in a taco.

2. The kind of pussy lips that you can tie in a knot
Johnny: Man, that girl Mary sure did have some nice tits, how was her Va-J-J?

Billy: After I motor-boated that bitch, I slide down her panties and out flopped a Meaty Taco!
by Tmoney35 May 26, 2010
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mestiza

biracial;specifically 1/2 filipino.
i.e. someone who is 1/2 filipino aswell as being 1/2 european, 1/2 caucasian, etc
"wow! how hot is that mestiza?!"
by Chantal (channy/tal) August 26, 2005
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Messy Recipe

A recipe that is not adequate to make a cake. Using a messy recipe could result in a 'crazy cake'.

This could be a term to describe 'creampie' in a child friendly manner.

Taken from 'the cake song' in the kids TV show 'Lazy Town'.
"You shouldn't use a messy recipe, your cake will end up crazy"

"I would go down on her, but that horse she just shagged has left a bit of a messy recipe'.
by mojorising October 2, 2006
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messy

Very, very drunk; being messy often results in bad judgement, throwing up and temporary memory loss.
1. I was messy last night, I can't remember a thing.

2. Good night last night mate, someone was messy!
by charlie c December 23, 2006
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messy

1. To be in disarray, not in order.

2. A difficult situation. Not easy to resolve.

3. The point during a party or night out where things are officially out of control. Careless, drink-spilling-kebab-dropping wanton chaos. NOT just a few drinks down the pub.

4. The weekend of May 6th-8th, 2005, AKA Closing Weekend for Club Destiny (Bournemouth, UK). After carefully researching and experimenting messiness for their whole lives, the staff and patrons of Club Destiny have come together one last time for a weekend that will certainly stretch to new limits the definition of the term "messy"
1. "This room is messy jerold, clean it up at once!"

2. "It was a messy divorce..."

3. "Mate you should have come out last night. After the 4th round of aftershocks it started getting messy..."

4. There are too many examples. for more info see clubdestiny.co.uk.
by Olly J May 6, 2005
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messy bottom

A homosexual bottom who leaves a mess after sex.
My friend nate is such a messy bottom.
by Mikey December 8, 2003
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