No Bullshit Mercy Pie

In any Game Night setting, the No Bullshit Mercy Pie Rule, or NBMP, ensures that established house rules will be followed exactly for each game, and that no half rolls, take backs, do overs, close enoughs, or let'em slides will be accepted.

Furthermore, NBMP absolves the winning/leading individual or team from the obligation to "take it easy on" or otherwise diminish their competitive capacity in favor of the losing/last place individual or team without later repercussions to the friendship.

NBMP can be invoked by any player (with group consensus), but only AFTER at least 75% of game participants have begun consuming alcohol.

Jane: "Well, technically the answer is John QUINCY Adams, but since Mike's in last place, we'll let that slide."

John: "If he didn't say 'Quincy' then it doesn't count! No bullshit mercy pie!"

by cx99 October 22, 2011

God have mercy

When you're watching Merlin with the lads and you've just done some Ket after the sight of the dragon.

God have mercy Ken that's alot of Ket on that machete

by westd8 May 13, 2020

merma

something that is really good. something that sounds great. venezuelan word for 'fucking great'

Que merma esta esa verga. mermatroniko.

by glyptic March 19, 2005

Mercy main

Term used to refer to an Overwatch player who is really experienced with the support hero Mercy and regularly plays her. Not to be mistaken with the one trick Mercy that probably has a hard time with the game. The Mercy main is now almost inexistent after all the changes the hero has been through (No more good Rez , no more exclusive good healing and no more POTG) . The Mercy main nowadays is most likely depressed and probably suicidal, for they can't (ever) satisfy their low-health teammates that are constantly in the need of healing, right when they were killed by a tank or a flanker, leading to great despair. They have every single skin the hero has gotten in the past, definitely have the voicelines "How barbaric" and "Someone call the whambulance " in their communication menu, have unbound their "Group up" key long ago but most importantly, they have bought the hero's golden staff.

Genji main : "I need healing"

Mercy main : *Jumps off the map*

by BrendaVerasoie February 2, 2020

filthy mermaid

The act of fucking a girl doggy-style bent over a toilet with her legs tied together. As you cum you dunk her head into the dirty toilet water.

Man, that bitch got a face full of corn chowder when I gave her the filthy mermaid last night.

by vonorimjob December 20, 2008

merayah

She doesn't really care about anybody's opinion & she has hoes (:

Merayah is the most realist friend ya ever meet

by Ms.duncan December 21, 2016

Smudgy mermaid

A smudgy mermaid is a female version of the comical practical joke of tea bagging.

A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.

Jake: Hey liam, mercer was so horny last night she gave me a smudgy mermaid.

by Chuck_beaver February 28, 2011