mating mates

Australian for "fuck buddy".

B: "hey Yankee, wanna root?"
N: "like mating mates?"

B: "bonza"

by Yankee & Jelly Bean February 6, 2020

801 Hearsay Motions

If your lawyer isn't filing any of these, then he ain't fo' you.

Judge: So what exactly is wrong with your lawyer?
Defendant: Your Honor, he ain't filin' any motions.
Judge: What kind of motions should he be filing?
Defendant: I don't know...801 hearsay motions!

by kcblake September 2, 2011

Marion

A name more often given to a girl... Unfortunately it is also given to a boy more than it should be... Although there are a few famous men who've been given this name.

Marion Jones - American athlete

Marion Robert Morrison (better known as John Wayne) - American actor

Marion Michael Rounds - former governor of South Dakota

Marion Motley - Hall of Fame American Football Player

Francis Marion - "The Swamp Fox" guerilla warfare general of the American Revolution

Shawn Marion - American Basketball Player

Jean-Luc Marion - French Philosopher

"Haha! Marion is a girl's name!"

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah!"

"Without Francis Marion's brilliant guerilla warfare tactics during the American Revolution, we might all have been BRITISH!"

"..."

by DaRealMan February 21, 2009

gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy

dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro

by douglas epley January 10, 2007

Matpon

someone who sucks up/absorbs the funny then destroy's it.
someone that can ruin any funny situation, and decimate peoples laughability.

-hey you tottally have the funny man,
-thank you,
-...do i???
-no your a Matpon, im sorry there is no hope for you

by La_La June 11, 2008

Matincendisphobia

Pronounced ma-tin-sen-dis-foh-bee-uh, matincendisphobia is a condition where an entity becomes (or appears to become) fearful of mature internet censorship discussion.

The Australian Federal Government developed a case of matincendisphobia in July 2010 AD which was stopping it from progressing in life. It had numerous sessions with various psychiatrists and psychologists but had no success curing the phobia. Because the phobia had been known to have potentially dangerous side effects, the Australian Federal Government finally made the decision to visit Richard Bandler (co-creator of NLP) who helped it get over it's case of matincendisphobia and move on to live a functional life. Thank Eris.

by Karl Manx July 23, 2010

Marionberry

A berry that can be created into a delicious jam and/or jelly, but no one actually knows what this berry is/looks like. What the hell is a marionberry?!

Raspberry jelly is delicious, as is marionberry.

by Cika December 10, 2012