Grassy Match

Hairy Vagina

"She loves a grassy match"

Grassy Match by grassytoes January 21, 2026

Alaskan Match

The act of you rub your testicles on another man's chest until the friction sets your nuts on fire

"I was with a guy last night and he gave me the Alaskan Match"

Alaskan Match by Idk38837372728292 February 14, 2026

E-Match

Too smoke the reefer over the phone with the homies (when not available to do so in person)

Yo, Dash tryna E-Match with Hunter I after work later or no?

E-Match by TheChud420 May 17, 2026

Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

Russian Love Match by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

The best match player 

Sam

Sam is the best match player

The best match player by $4m November 13, 2018

The best match player 

Sam is the best

Sam is the best match player

The best match player by $4m November 13, 2018

toss the match 

1. When a person has become a dumpster fire.

2. To give up on or get rid of something you no longer care about.

Whoa! What happened to (insert hot mess here)

Toss the match already !?!

toss the match by Carbon06 November 20, 2020