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mrjinglesbae

the most amazing ahs fan account. they get way too much hate for their obsession with mr jingles and john carroll lynch but i think that it makes them unique 😍‼️
did you see the new video posted by mrjinglesbae?

omg yeah, i loved it and shared it with all my friends
by ahsfan4lyfe October 15, 2021
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Marriage

My now wife suckered me into marriage, now if I try to leave she gets half of my shit.
by Pay me more. December 13, 2022
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Horseshoe Marriage

A marriage between first-cousins. The marriage is considered a "horseshoe" marriage due to the marriage's connection in a marriage resembling a horseshoe on a family tree (the daughter of one side connects to the parents of the son of his parents as the parents have blood-sibling relations.
"Hey Dave, did you hear that Bryan's marrying Rachel?"

"Yeah man, it's a horseshoe marriage though so they might have to get married in another state."

"Damn man, incest..."
by Sir Cosby Sweater March 5, 2014
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Ultimatum marriage

A marriage where a woman or a man demand their significant other marry them or they are leaving. marriage, ultimatum, civil union, gay marriage, starter marriage
This is gonna be an ultimatum marriage. We've been dating 3 years and she is sick of the uncertainty.
by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016
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cat marriage

Marley and Emmes wedding thats really cute and has lots of cats
Marley and Emme? Yeah, they're about to have a cat marriage.
by Otterqueen November 12, 2016
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stable marriage

Used to brag how great you are, but under 2 people have one.
Person1-"Yo dawg, I have a stable marriage"
Person2-"Yeah right dawg that's way too rare"
by Neo Chamberlina April 14, 2017
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prearranged marriage

Two children be set up for marriage at an early age but not yet sighing a contract for legal marriage until older. Mostly set up by parents. Children don’t get a choice in who they marry.
Becky had a prearranged marriage last week. She and her “groom” will be legally married when she turns 20
by Lingling888 December 18, 2017
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