maersk alabama

a ship that was hijacked by somali pirates in 2009.

Person 1:Hey do you remember that movie Captain Phillips that was about the somali pirates hijacking the Maersk Alabama?
Person 2: Oh yeah those skinny ass somali niggas took Captain Phillips hostage.

by theblackpirate May 16, 2016

diarrhea maker

A lady's behind.

"Look at the diarrhea maker on that trollop!"

by giantcom February 10, 2010

Maderna

Misspelling of Moderna that lead to the embarrassing arrest of some idiot anti-vaxxer that used a phony COVID-19 vaccination card to travel and got caught.

If you are going to falsify your vaccination status and hope to avoid public ridicule, at least make sure that it is not spelled like MADERNA!

by Soul_Driver September 1, 2021

Waffle Maker

Taking a crap on an open laptop computer and slamming it shut.

Dude, that a-hole left me a waffle maker.

by Pygmy Squid April 4, 2009

Waffle Maker

Ridiculously fine abs, so pristine and cut that batter would sit perfectly inside its ridges like that of a waffle maker. Those who possess a waffle maker have the sickest abdominals known to man and are not afraid to show it.

Oh snap, did you see his waffle maker? Id like to pour my batter on that waffle maker. He is ripped!

by The Danglers 304 June 13, 2010

Macerbation

When a group of people sit in the same room and talk to each other on Mac webcams instead of realy talking.

The three guys were going to do some macerbation in the family room.

by Adam Sokalsky January 19, 2008

jam maker

Based on the ability of your mouth to turn fruit into jelly, "jam maker" is slang for mouth.

"Shut your jam maker and watch the movie!"

by Mama Spell November 8, 2011