magic mayonaise

the semen-like substaince that comes out of a unicorns horn after jerking it off.

Did you like the sandwich? I made it with some magic mayonaise.

by mr. hot sausage June 23, 2011

Hary Manson

A huge cunt. Usually a female computers teacher, but can also be a science teacher or a librarian. I must point out that a Hary Manson is older than dirt. They hate children yet work in a school.

My science teacher is such a Hary Manson

by rad but sad May 4, 2019

Masculine Mayonnaise

An exquisite spread churned out by a man who's been satisfied.

Hey bro!!! Have you been to the deli recently? I think the server put masculine mayonnaise in my sandwich! What a dick!

by Therealguy23 December 19, 2021

A subway sandwich with mayonnaise

there is a man and a women who are laying on top of each other and as they are having sex before the man is about to cum he removes his penis and cums on two pieces of bread which makes the bread look like it has mayonnaise. They he takes vegetables and adds it on the bread then puts the bread above and below them creating a sandwich

Eating a subway sandwich reminds me of the time I had a subway sandwich with mayonnaise with Devyn

by Gerchigga eltingville June 27, 2017

Manonos

Fake Manolos. These shoes are almost identical to Manolos, however they are cheaper. I got a pair for $20. No one will ever know, unless they steal them!

"Manolos, manonos, I can't tell." -Nelly
"Manonos straight from Steve Madden." - Jay Z

by cocaine706 December 5, 2004

manpon

when a highly spicy food causes a man to have such bad diarrhea that he has to use a tampon in his ass. a.k.a. "manpon".

man #1 says to other: "whoah that chili was so hot i needed to use a manpon to stop the diarrhea".
man #2: "i know i had to use one yesterday after i ate those spicy tacos."

by katis June 19, 2009

manpon

the solution to LBS (leeky butt syndrome-- definition also found on urbandictionary.com)

when a man has such bad diahrrea he wads up toilet paper and covers the anal cavaty as to not leek diahrrea into his boxers.

"man we drank so much last night!"
"yeah dude. i've got LBS so bad i have to put in a manpon when i go to class!"

by mike the magnificent August 28, 2007