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magnifican't

Something that you say when someone cannot achieve something that would glorify them if they managed to do it.
Guy: I wish i could beat the hidden level 40,000 on Pacman. That would make me so good.

Girl: haha, Magnifican't
by Alex Conway February 18, 2009
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Macniven

A surname for families who bath with eachother
Time for the macniven bath
by Sbhshshdhdhdhdhhdhd November 23, 2021
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Gordo Magnifico!!

Exclamation of extreme relief and satisfaction after pinching a loaf the size of a german u-boat
Gordo Magnifico!! exclaimed Leroy, i think ive just passed a baby's arm!!
by John January 31, 2004
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Mannie

The slang term for the city of Mancheseter (UK).
known to be the "Illist" city in the western world
and makes "compton looks like disney land"
Mannie = Manchester/gangchester/gunchester
"welcome to mannie! the city
where its gritty coz we all vicious"
by Night-Blade October 15, 2006
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Peyton Manning

QB for the Indianapolis Colts that DOES NOT CHOKE

Peyton Manning would have 3 superbowl rings if he had as great a defence and as clutch a kicker as Brady had. QBs don't win championships, Coaches, Defence, and clutch kickers win championships. Tony Dungy always choked, even when he was with the Bucs, Peyton's defence is always no good, they can't stop the run and ultimitly that is what causes you to lose games, and Vanderjagt is the biggest choker in the league.

So what, Brady is 3-0 in superbowls, does that actually make him better? No, it just means he has a better supporting cast. Take away Deion Branch, Vinitary, and his defence he has 0 Superbowls. Period. Football is a team game, and it requires a team effort to win championships, Peyton's team NEVER seems to show up, especially his defence and kicker, therfour Peyton is excpected to get it done. Brady has a defence to fall on, Peyton does not, therfour Peyton is required to keep the offence on the field longer. Granted Edge James helped him out with that, it's still a LOT of pressure on you in the playoffs, and as a result you make more mistakes.

Why is it QBs are mesured in Superbowls anyway? How does winning a superbowl improve your arm strength? Your arm Accuracy? Your mobility? It dosn't. Peyton Manning has better arm strength, Arm accuracy, and even mobility than Brady, so how is Brady better? Because his team has a better defence and wins superbowls?

Besides, Brady isn't that clutch. In his first superbowl againts the Rams, he threw for 145 yards, no touchdowns, and an interception. You call that clutch? Peyton has had 15 touchdowns in 9 playoff games. Anyone know what Brady's is? 15 touchdowns in 11 games. Peyton has had a perfect game in the playoffs in 2003 againts the Broncos, Brady has NEVER thrown a perfect game. Ever. I mean, if your Clutch, you HAVE to be in the two-minute drill, and Peyton has a HUGE advantage over Brady in that area, thus proving why he isnot only a much better leader, but also much more clutch than Brady with the game on the line.
Anybody who knows ANYTHING about Football would know that Peyton Manning DOES NOT CHOKE, his kicker and defence chokes. Brady on the other hand, had a kicker, a great coach, and a defence that was great, therfour he wins more rings. QBs don't win championships, Defence, Coaches, and Kickers do (Which is why Dan Marino never won a superbowl)
by Killer Kobe November 14, 2006
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Peyton Manning

Quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts - 2 time league MVP - is unstoppable, apart from when he's in snowy weather, in a place called Foxboro, in the playoffs, or against a team named the Patriots. Likes to think that Indiapolis is a team, but knows that he alone is the Colts.
Marvin : Yo Peyton, we're off to Foxboro to play the Pats in the playoffs - WOOHOO!!!!
Peyton : *curls into a ball*
Weather reporter on TV : And in Foxboro this week, it's going to be snowing non-stop...
Peyton : *slashes wrists*
by MartinezPatriot17 September 8, 2005
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Matt Manning

The amazing bassist for the post hardcore band From First To Last.
fftl fan 1: "Did you see from first to last last night ?
fftl fan 2: "Yes, Matt Manning tore up the bass !"
by Karen Kacenski July 7, 2008
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