Dirty Maltese

A person who is from Malta. A dirty maltese often feels overshadowed by their northern neighbours, Italians. Often mistaken for an Italian, a dirty maltese will emphatically deny being Italian and will loudly proclaim his true nationality saying "I am from Malta!". This is often followed by others in the immediate area quitely whispering "what's a malta?".

A dirty maltese is, by definition, a hairy bastard. So hairy in fact that a dirty maltese must regularly trim his entire body. If you share a residence with a dirty maltese it is often advised to cover any personal effects you keep in the washroom area as the trimming process can be quite messy and you may find an unpleasant surprise on your tooth brush when you wake up.

Popular pick up techniques of a dirty maltese often include incoherant babbling which is often followed by the spilling of one's drink on the intended conquest.

The dirty maltese shook hands with 3 of his friends promising to fully fund their trip to the world cup of soccer should Malta ever qualify. Knowing that because Malta would never qualify (in a million years), he would not have to follow through on the empty gesture.

by Conky June 29, 2006

maltlickey

another way for a woman to beat you off

wanna maltlickey me later

by that one guy9875 December 28, 2011

Malta

A wannabe modern country. It is an Island in the middle of the Mediterrean Sea... similar to a turd floating in the middle of the toilet.
Filled with stupid fat people, crappy political parties, norman lowell and just a lot of wannabe western and modern shops people ....anything really.
It sucks especially since i cant find any shop that stocks shoes in my size... big people where shoes too.

Malta sucks dick
The Hamallu and the Tal-Pepe are indigenous to Malta and Gozo

by Stalker the shadow of chernoby June 24, 2009

Maltby

the smallest of small towns, known for the "maltby cafe" which is really just a cafe thats over filled with families trying to get something other than the cheap crap they get at the biggest store (Albersons). the only 2 schools in it are the elementary school, Maltby Elementary, and Hidden River Middle School, you actually have to drive down to Monroe to get to the only high school in the district. Monroe High. Of course we have like 3 gas stations and we have subway and McDondolds. but to actually shop you have to go to woodenville, and the closest mall is in either Seattle or Lynnwood.

I used to live in this tiny town and would argue to my dad because he said its not really a town. but it is. Maltby is deffinately a town

by kayci lynn tanner May 4, 2011

Maltese Terrier

A type of very large, upholstered rat which makes a constant yapping noise which is only slightly less annoying than the sound of fingernails on a blackboard. If you live adjacent to an apartment which contains one, you will, unfortunately, be quickly driven insane by the incessant racket which it produces if you cannot find a way to dispatch it. Most people regard the Maltese Terrier as nothing more than a noxious varmint with no real use; however, this is not actually true as the Maltese terrier is quite useful as live bait when alligator hunting and can also yield high-quality shark chum when butchered and mechanically separated.

I hate Maltese Terriers.

by dresgf34ertgq3e4rt December 10, 2012

malté

When you are too Mainstream to be Alté but too Alté to be Mainstream

Her style can be described as Malté

by Catdevin December 22, 2018

Malta

An island of Italy that isn't technically of Italy

X: Why Malta isn't Italy
Y: Yes. Yes, it is.

X: ma se Malta è vicina all'Italia, troppo piccola per essere uno stato autonomo, i suoi abitanti parlano italiano e non si sentono più vicini ad altre culture... perché non è italiana

Y: lo è.

by Il vero sas July 2, 2021