marilon

high and solo

i have no girlfriend and no future so im riding marilon

by Demon Dog January 25, 2014

karl malonism

anything said by karl malone that has any useful information
which is not much.

"don't eat the beanie baby/tomagochi."
"ghosts are spooky but don't bite."
"they call it the bayou because every time it rains you got to bayou a new rug."

by noss February 13, 2004

Drunk Mailing

The act of emailing someone, such as a close friend or ex-girlfriend, while under the influence of alcohol in an attempt to somehow have intercourse with her despite the fact that it is physically impossible during such circumstances and that the complications caused by such actions will likely lead to humiliation and self-loathing.

The rise of convenient email and text messaging has created new potentially embarrassing situations for those prone to drunk dialing.

A typical drunk-mailing scenario might involve a drunken male sending nearly identical emails featuring sexually motivated, alcohol-induced confessions of love to more than one girl, leading to several ruined relationships.

Person 1: What were you thinking? You had to know they would compare the emails.
Drunk Mailer: I was drunk mailing, I don't even remember sending them...

by Steakface December 17, 2009

MAILO

Acronym for "my ass is laughing off"

OMG, Danny just went home with a transvestite! MAILO!

by o0Woodsie0o June 18, 2008

trickster mallone

someone who is very cunning

you are such a horrible trickster mallone!

by hiyaaaa May 13, 2006

Caitlin Maloney

One of the Best Photographer's to come out of Hofstra.

Bob: Is that a original Alberto Korda?

Jesse: No, It belongs to Elliott Erwitt.

Thomas: No you idiot's you are both wrong, It's by Caitlin Maloney!

by Untitledanonymousss October 5, 2009

andy milonakis

A 29 year old comedian who plays a teenage kid who is an internet phenomenon. He got his own show on MTV (the andy milonakis show) sketched by Jimmy Kimmel. Many like him...many don't...it is a matter of opinion and I quite like the guy.

Andy Milonakis goes poop just like everybody else.

by GlassesMelt August 14, 2005