Mystical Mustache

While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.

Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.

by grazing gazelle March 1, 2011

mysticor

A person who feels that everything human made (building, roads, cars, toys, plates, etc.) should be destroyed and we should start over living an all natural life using bamboo instead of wood and using solar or wind power.

Being a mysticor, I feel that you should destroy that city.

by agent_suzyquzy007 September 15, 2012

mystically brown

A fine man who is ethnically ambiguous. I.e. Lenny kravitz

Lenny kravitz is mystically brown.

by Elbow bones April 28, 2014

Mysticphonk

A style of music that has an Ecstacy sound of a state of consciousness where instrumentals like the 808 Drums etc are derived from funky sounds, but slowed down or Sometimes up to create an eery backdrop for beats & lyrics that push boundaries . It was Created in (2014)

Mysticphonk - a person who seeks by contemplation and self-surrender to obtain unity with or absorption into the Deity or the absolute, or who believes in the spiritual apprehension of truths that are beyond the intellect. Phonk - A style of music in the realm of hip-hop where instrumentals are derived from funky sounds, but slowed down to create an eery backdrop for lyrics that push boundaries on the darkest parts of our society and human nature.

by (Mistah) Willie G March 20, 2018

mysticmessenger

dating game that ruins your sleep schedule

“hey have you heard of mysticmessenger?”
“that game is dead”
“ok”

by @mammonsupermacy on tiktok May 13, 2021

Asian Mysticism

A paradigm in which inevitability is viewed as a unit-of-free-will.

This would contrast with the European view of mythology in which inevitability is posited as an object of predetermination.

The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that there are two types of fatalism: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.

This indicates that Eastern mythology is dependent upon a paradigm called "pre-contingency."

by fightfacilities January 3, 2021

Wise Mystical Tree

The photo of the 'Wise Mystical Tree' comes from a series of the internetmobile game company Plarium for the purpose of advertising their browser game Stormfall: Age of War around the year 2017. Made for people for over the age of 25 since it is rated 25R

If you are 25 years old and you own a computer, you must have a 'Wise Mystical Tree' on it?

Average 'Wise Mystical Tree' enjoyer is cool...

by StupidSh17 October 3, 2022