muff cuffit

(noun) a person who is annoying you to the point that you wish you could shut them up with a muff. Commonly used to insult people who you don't want to hear speak.

Mike is always talking about toilet seats, what a muff cuffit.

Shut up, muff cuffit!

by Swarticus Prime November 4, 2009

muff munch

One who likes to go down on, eat, and somewhat munch the genitals of a female.

I'm so into pussy, I'd muff munch your mum anyday.

by danny May 14, 2003

muff job

Cunnilingus; oral sex performed on a woman. Similar to blow job

My boyfriend gave me a great muff job last night!

by Travis Nichols January 15, 2005

muff burgz

being sandwiched between two vaginas like a burger.

muff burgz mmm good.

by dougieb October 12, 2005

Muff Thunder

A vaginal secretion of air (queef) of unfathomable magnitude. It is of too low of a frequency for human ears to hear, however it has been felt on a handful of occasions. The only known members of the animal kingdom known to be able hear muff thunder are Humpback Whales. Further research is being done as we speak

No, I was having really intense sex with Cindy and she let out some ridiculous muff thunder and rumbled my lamp off of the nightstand and it fell right on Simba's head.

by JKallday April 28, 2011

muff-punt

a swift kick to the hooch

Jill told me she hated Zeppelin, so I muff-punted that bitch.

by J Walter Weatherman September 14, 2006

Grease Muff

When someone (usually a man) with regularly sick flow is suffering from a combination a puffy bed-head hair and greasy hair. Can only be remedied by water and shampoo.

Todd: Dude, nice grease muff

Jim: Yeah, haven't showered yet today

Todd: That's dirty...

by SickFloJoe December 7, 2009