mountain gorilla 

a cute huggable gently giant

i want to see a mountain gorilla

mountain gorilla by big Zebop November 13, 2020

Mountain Wolf Plays 

The best yter on earth. If you disagree then go burn in a hole.

Person A: Mountain Wolf Plays is the best yter

Person B: Incorrect

Person A: die

Person C: die

Person D: die

Person B: sorry I meant correct

Mountain Wolf Plays by Awsome Power March 3, 2021

Mountain out of a Molehole 

An inadvertent mis-rendering of the saying "making a mountain out of a molehill" - enlarging an issue beyond its merits or needs - which unintentionally and charmingly accentuates the disparity.

"So what? You lent me your car to go grocery shopping. For whatever, an hour, and I brought it back! It was not three weeks later! Sixteen days is much closer to two weeks. You are so totally making a mountain out of a molehole".

Mountain out of a Molehole by Monkey's Dad June 13, 2021

Mountain Fever 

When young virile men are sexually attracted to cougars - (older women).

Damn dawg, that 22 year old ginger boy is getting his dick wet hella deep in M.I.L.F. pussy; he must have Mountain Fever.

Mountain Fever by Lehetinu September 26, 2021

Mountain Lion 

A woman in her 50s or older trying hard to score younger men while pretending to be younger than she is ie. The next stage of being a Cougar

Its 2am and there's a Mountain Lion on the hunt... She's out for mount'n younger men and lie'n about her age... a Mountain Lion.

Mountain Lion by Incorrigible_66 October 4, 2021

Mountain Man Breakfast 

When you wake up in the mountains and swallow cum first thing in the morning.

These pancakes look dank but I really need a Mountain Man Breakfast right now.

Mountain Man Breakfast by JohnCaleLovesYou October 16, 2021

Mountain Dushbag 

When a dude says he drinks a lot of Mountain Dew and his cum is sterile and dead but when he fucks you and gets you pregnant

He is a mountain dushbag

Mountain Dushbag by Fuckyoucunt! January 22, 2022