Money

Money is what rules the world

Boy - u have a boyfriend?
Girl- yes
Boy "pulls some money out of his poket "
Boy - u still have a boyfriend ?
Girl- ........ No

Btw it works for all gender

by anonymous December 5, 2021

money

something that grows on trees

drop some money dropping all that money

by lunapuma December 9, 2021

money

This is a current medium of exchange in form of coins and bank notes.

I counted my money before putting it in my wallet

by [e-mail] January 24, 2022

Money

An evil vice that enslaves the vast majority of all humanity while simultaneously preventing the masses from achieving their goals/living their dreams/being where they want to be. Don't let people fool you into thinking that if you somehow had a little more of it, you'd be okay. What makes money so evil is that we are forced to use it, often against our will.

There's a homeless person sleeping on the street. The homeless person is homeless and starving because of money. Money is the root of all evil.

by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022

Money

The meaning of life.

Money doesn't buy happiness? Hell yeah it does!

by Please candy March 6, 2022

Money

something you should give me

give me your money for a blowjob😁

by ilov3money😁 April 15, 2022

Money

Paper you trade for food.

Hym "I'm thirsty..."

Iam "We already spent too much money today."

Hym "Someone needs to give us all of their money..."

Iam "Didn't we have have a rule about not giving people money?"

Hym "I don't care about rules! I care about getting red bull into my blood. That's who should give us money!"

Iam "Red bull?"

Hym "Yes! They would probably give us drinks for free too."

Iam "I guess...."

Hym "We could get red bull tattoos"

Iam "Are you ... Are your serious?"

Hym "No you idiot! Get up and go get us some drinks!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2022