MILF

Man I Love Fishing

I caught this huge one the other day!!! ...MILF

by wranglerwang April 14, 2011

MILF

Mother
I'd
Like
To
Fuck

The mother can be any age, as long as they've given birth and popped that thing out of their vagina and still remain hot as hell and a devil in bed, why the hell not?

1. My friend's mom is a milf, did you see that halter top she was wearing? I don't care if she's 40.

2. Tsuji Nozomi from Morning Musume suddenly transformed into a milf.

by gaylittleboys June 4, 2009

MILF Shake

The ejaculate into an orifice of a MILF and continue to vigously penetrate until the ejaculate becomes frothy.

Hey, remember when I spent the night at your house last night? I woke up early and had sex with your mom. I gave her a MILF Shake. Pretty wild huh?

by 1337Noodles May 7, 2007

Milf 69

M.I.L.F ( Mother In Late Forties) Born in 1969

Mom: Son i just made an Instagram account!
Son: Cool mom.
Mom: My username is Milf 69
Son: MOM NO!!!

by Pagina 69 September 29, 2017

mildlife

The clutter, detritus and native inhabitants of urban apartments.

The mildlife of Jack's penthouse consisted of old pizza boxes, musty coffee mugs and a very dilapidated Jack.

by Liamufasa September 22, 2007

MILF

Miner I'd Like Freed. Came to use after the Chilean Miner Rescues.

That's is one hot MILF. (Miner I'd Like Freed)

by VerifiedLiberal October 15, 2010

MILF Wand

Male sexual organ, used for penetrating ladies 30 years old or older that had offspring. Possess Magical powers with MILF's to make them do abnormal activities.

I was in da club an Bitches were all up on me. This one hoa made my MILF Wand start to rise.

I best friends Mom can't get enough of my MILF Wand, it's like her heroin but I'm not complaining.
Last night at the club we did karaoke with this soccer mom convention, then took one home to sing in to my MILF Wand all night.

by Boss man ffds July 13, 2012