Merked

To murder someone in such an obscure manner that it makes one a BITCH!!

ex. I just merked that lil sninja.

by 40z-N-Blunts January 15, 2009

merfle

A secret society made up of members of the awesome PPT Forums. They are a bunch of stuck-up asskissers who think they're better than you. Unfortunately, some of the members are moderators and the others are very influential.

Only Jasujo and Fiddelysquat are good people. As for Caesara, Chass, and the rest, they can go fornicate themselves with a rusty pipe.

That, my friend, is a jerk from Merfle.

by Cheese Pants April 17, 2006

markle

the marklenator

the marklenator saved my group

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

merked

To lose in an extremely humiliating manner.

Shortened from the car name 'Merkur', a weird german ford that rarely works. To lose to one in a street race would be uber-embarassing, hence 'you got merked!'

Dude, you got merked by that diesel rabbit, your car is f___ing slow!

by ErikC. April 16, 2008

merkel

to take something that does not belong to you

While walking down the street early Sunday morning Anthony decided to merkel the newspaper from his neighbor's lawn.

by dp916 January 12, 2004

merker

a word used only by amazingly attractive girls. THAT IS ALL!

Lick my merker.

Your merker is fat and juicy.

by god damn i'm cool December 19, 2005

Angela Merkel

Chancellor of Germany. She’s like Obama but a white woman. Elected to a fourth term, she makes white men in germany feel how black women feel in America. She also won 2018’s thickest world leader award.

I masturbate to pictures of Angela Merkel

by condoms r too small for me March 27, 2019