McFlaps

McDonald’s pancakes. Short for McFlapjacks

Dave: “Man I’m hungry. Can’t wait to grab some McFlaps for breakfast!”
Me: “Mc what?”
Dave: “McFlaps.”
Me: “Are you fucking retarded”

by Benadryll Cumberfuck August 31, 2018

McFail

When Mickey D's fucks up on your order

Quint goes to the local McDonald's and orders a huge Big Mac. He goes to his table, and as soon as he gets his food, he realizes that they gave him a Happy Meal cheeseburger instead.

"Goddamnit, another McFail!" he yelled as he yeeted his tray across the room.

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

mcflober

could mean anything

your a mcflober

by littledoodle's March 26, 2022

Mcfuckils

To eat a large amount of Big Macs with a group of male friends before having group sex in the McDonald's parking lot.

Me and the Bois are getting some Mcfuckils this weekend! It's gonna be great!

by Zel an Undead March 30, 2022

Bloaty McFloaty

Abdominal portrusion (bloating) so much that you resemble that of a floating balloon.

Female (general) cause: That 'time of the month'.

Male (general) cause: Too much donuts and beer.

"Stay clear guys..my mom's a 'Bloaty McFloaty' today".

"If I only knew 20 years ago my hubby would go from 'class jock' to 'Bloaty McFloaty'!"

"Whudup Bloaty McFloaty!"

"Bloaty McFloaty is in the house!"

by heartley99 April 30, 2010

Jerry Mcfaggot

The name given to someone who is either trying to break into a ring by being cool or someone who constantly comments on all posts on the book of face.

James: have you seen what she has put on facebook?
Alex: yeah i know typical Jerry Mcfaggot

by klasalben November 24, 2011

Dirty McFlurry

After eating McDonalds and realize you are going to have the runs so you grab a fan and squeeze a loose shit through it creating a "feces flurry" that somewhat resembles a snow flurry except that it's brown. Extra points if you are able to unleash your Dirty McFlurry on your sleeping partner.

Dude, I had a Big Mac before heading home and woke up in the middle of the night about to shit the bed. Had just enough time to grab the fan and give that chick a Dirty Mcflurry...

by Jammmmmmmz April 12, 2019