mat chan

A person with a face that looks like a big fat chode.

One does not simply unsee a mat chan.

by Mat Chan July 27, 2017

Mats

Proper Noun
Something extreme or paranormal. Originated in the southern Swedish accent as a slang word. Things that are extreme are worded as Mats' possesion.

Holy shit why is that snail so fast?!

That's Mats' snail

by altsadetejutre May 20, 2024

mat cat

being or having a mat as a cat or a cat as a mat

how much is that mat cat

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

mat alan

A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.

Let’s go see what’s new in at Mat Alan

by DAS24 April 29, 2022

roll my mat

When you're so sexually aroused during a hand job that your penis rolls. This is called rolling my mat.

"Ohmygod baby you roll my mat so hard"

by Marie Fallon April 27, 2017

Mats JK

cute,hansome,hot,girlsmagnet,good in bed

mats jk is a goat

by snoopdoog October 23, 2019

Hood Mat

Similar to a hood rat, but has no preferences regarding affiliation, race, level of respect or lack thereof. Basically will let man with a street mentality turn her into a mattress and use her for whatever she has to provide. RIDES, MONEY, Profiles, substances, weapons, come ups..... Ect until her usefulness has been used up and she is passed along to the homies or to another hood. Usually trying to pose as a damsel in distress, this ratchet is the type of girl that robs her man in the middle of the night and is out trolling for other prospective affiliations usually always a man that has a higher level of respect than her current hook up. In hopes of appearing to know people that are higher up in the game. But when in reality all they did was user as a hood mat.

Oh dude that hood mat Christina she burnt tho, homie Jay just got her for everything. Don't call her she broke.

by StormSchock July 23, 2021