Mario 

An Itallian man trying to save a blonde with stalkhome syndrome from a dragon

I played a Mario game and I'm a fucking noob and I died

Mario by God's shit hole May 17, 2023

Mario 

omofobo, transfobico, misogeno, razzista e disabile

Pische: mario gay
Fra: diocane.

Mario by Sprema May 29, 2023

Mario 

A word to describe good food from Walmart in online slang.

mama cooked up the goods, don't sleep on marios Walmart method you can get yourself sh*t like this

Mario by Minichin June 25, 2023

Mario 

A fat Italian plumber which kills turtles, shoves 100+ coins in his infinitely deep pockets, kidnaps Princess Peach and makes Boiled or Roasted Bowser for lunch every day

Wahoo! It's-a me! Mario!

Mario by SUPPER MAYRO August 13, 2023

Mario 

Pretty much any Italian person.

Guy 1: "Look at that Italian guy!"
Guy 2: "OMG is that Mario?!"

Mario by stacyyyOwO October 30, 2023

Mario 

a person who has a micro sized male genital, usually witty and annoying

I just saw John in the washroom. He's such a Mario

Mario by iamaprettyduck November 24, 2023

Mario 

Mario is a very caring and HILARIOUS boy. He can light up a whole room with a joke. His smile and eyes are one of the most perfect things you will ever see. He is very determined and passionate about everything he does. He is not a quitter one of the things I love most about him. Mario has also never failed to make me feel comfortable and safe. He is one of the perfect person I know even if he thinks he isn't. Mario is very pressured to be perfect as well, he just wants to make his family (his dad) and everyone around him proud. Mario is very serious as well but only when he needs to be. He will come up to you and your friend just to break out dancing. But don't be fooled under all his happiness is just a boy he needs help and needs to talk out his feelings to someone but since he is a boy he thinks he cant talk about his feelings (just let him know your there for him), it takes a lot for Mario to trust someone so if he opens up to you don't make him regret it. ( PLEASE DON'T MAKE HIM REGRET IT) or he honestly may never open up again. Mario is very very smart but also acts silly and dumb. He is perfect inside and out even if he thinks he isn't. If you have a Mario take care of him with all you have he is one boy that needs protecting even if he thinks he doesn't. If there's one thing I could tell you about Mario, two words. Irreplaceable, perfect.

If you lose your Mario fight for him with all you have he is very much worth the fight. and if you lose him. wait. for. him.

I love you Mario you will always have a placein my heart.

Mario by idontputmynameontheinternet December 30, 2023