Skip to main content

flange maggot

A man who grovels round the flange in the usually misguided hope that by prostrating himself he may be able to crawl his way into the dick ditch.
Usually a male feminist, see also mangina, who is prepared to sell out his own gender in order to obtain female approval.
Usually found sniffing round the ex's of higher sexual predators..
"Fuck me, that Martin creep is a right flange maggot.."
by Drex the Schizo November 15, 2007
mugGet the flange maggot mug.

Magnolia

A girl who lives live on the edge. Lives care free and peacefully,Loves unconditionally, and is very loyal to anyone in her life.
That girl Tori lives care free. She is a Magnolia.
by average drug user June 18, 2019
mugGet the Magnolia mug.
Related Words

magno

describing something that is super,great,magnificant,awesome
The dinner was magno.
by Filosa July 21, 2006
mugGet the magno mug.

Moonlight and magnolia

Refers to the romanticization of the pre-civil war south. The term alludes to soft lighting and flower scents. It has evolved as a synonym for "euphemism."
Allegedly, the phrase was coined by the writers of "Gone With The Wind" to descibe the scene at Twelve Oaks when the confederates found out that war had been declared. It refers to the men's eagerness to battle and the women's eagerness to 'claim' their confederate soldier before he left.
"You can drop the moonlight and magnolia, Scarlett!

So things have been going well at Tara, have they?"
-Rhett Butler, Gone with the wind

(When Scarlett wore a dress made of green velvet drapes to Atlanta to try and get money from Rhett to pay taxes on her home, Tara, she smiled sweetly and claimed to have eveything she cold hope for and "not a care in the world." Rhett noticed her hands, calloused from picking cotton, and knew she was lying.)
by R. Harstad June 12, 2009
mugGet the Moonlight and magnolia mug.

Chooch Magooch

A name given to one who has acted way out of line. Gone the extra mile to make themselves an enemy!
To a friend... "dude your acting like a chooch."

Now to someone who @#&%'s ya...

"Yo really, I can not believe that CHOOCH MAGOOCH, just got me fired!"
by Urbanality February 4, 2010
mugGet the Chooch Magooch mug.

ass maggot

Ass Maggot (n):

Name of the larval phase of development in insects of the order Diptera (flies) that have laid eggs in a persons rectum. Flies are often drawn to the scent of rotting or decomposing flesh or feces where they then lay eggs. Hence when a person neglects to clean their rectum of fecal debris larval gestation may occur.

Can also be used to describe a person of disgusting personal hygiene.
Justin the hobo had a horrible case of ass maggots because he never cleaned his butt crack after he craps behind the dumpster.
by DieFlederMaus February 17, 2010
mugGet the ass maggot mug.

vagina maggot

When ones tampon string hangs below the panty line or bathing suit bottom. Hence being visible to others, also resembling a maggot hanging from the vagina.
1.Dude she sat down in her mini skirt and all I could see was her vagina maggot.
by Jason and Ashley February 19, 2007
mugGet the vagina maggot mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email