lumberjack

a) a male equivalent of a mediocrity from the suburbs
b) a synonym for a male "average Joe" or "hilly-billy"

the term lumberjack can be used as a synonym in definition b) because like almost everyone else lumberjacks are hard-working everyday people, and the average North American citizen is indeed hard-working.
and btw, for a person of any gender, if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack -definition a)- do not expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skill are better than your parents'.

by Sexydimma December 16, 2014

Lumberjack Fantasies

Fantasiers everyone should have/Fantasies everybody has. Its the groud floor of every phedophile in the world.

"I had so much cum on my face because of lumberjack fantasies"

by Odden March 24, 2017

Canadian lumberjack

When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man

Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack

by Lickofshit August 3, 2024

LumberJack man

A big granola boy, but with an axe.

I want a lumberjack man who can pick me up and swing me like his axe.

by aintnoway November 16, 2022

Lumberjacking

Placing a woman on all fours while one man enters from the doggy position and the other man enters her mouth

James and I were lumberjacking Sara last night and it was the best! We had her on all fours and I was going at her from the back and James was getting head.

by James’s friend October 14, 2022

Classy lumberjack

Used to describe a fashion style in Oregon, typically consisting of trendy clothing and a sizeable beard.

Kevin is from Oregon and clearly retained that classy lumberjack swag.

by whatsthedifferencebetweenstock December 6, 2014

Lumberjacking

We call this new breakthrough in strats, "LumberJacking". Its simple, we merely hide in the mountains, making memes and shattering dreams, until we suddenly find ourselves top 10, then we go and actually play.

Yo bios lets do some lumberjacking this round of PUBG by sticking to the trees until the last minute.

by DualZone November 4, 2017