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lumberjack

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack don' t expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skills are better than your parents'.
by Sexydimma March 10, 2015
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LumberJack man

A big granola boy, but with an axe.
I want a lumberjack man who can pick me up and swing me like his axe.
by aintnoway November 16, 2022
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Lumberjack

Spilling/tossing weed everywhere because your swinging your arms like your cutting a tree
Damn Stu you just lumberjacked the bud
by Mikehunglol April 24, 2022
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Lumberjack Fantasies

Fantasiers everyone should have/Fantasies everybody has. Its the groud floor of every phedophile in the world.
"I had so much cum on my face because of lumberjack fantasies"
by Odden March 24, 2017
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lumberjack

a) a male equivalent of a mediocrity from the suburbs
b) a synonym for a male "average Joe" or "hilly-billy"
the term lumberjack can be used as a synonym in definition b) because like almost everyone else lumberjacks are hard-working everyday people, and the average North American citizen is indeed hard-working.
and btw, for a person of any gender, if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack -definition a)- do not expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skill are better than your parents'.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2014
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Lumberjack Lewis

Lumberjack Lewis (also known as kahoot) is that guy that annoys everyone by asking every question known to man. Using his RAGE ABLITY*, he is so furious to chat that he stutters every word.

*rage ability cannot be used immediately after placement of card, he has talk for about a few seconds until the ability is used.

** he also has a obsession of asking spam messaging
Flye raiser - hey!!

Lumberjack Lewis - ‘what’s for dinner!’, ‘what were you doing on the 23rd of august, 2016?’, ‘davier said your going to school next week, is this true?’, ‘I’m free rn, do you want to call?’, I walked past you at school 4 months ago and you smelt like roses, not the flower but the chocolate kind, in my opinion I fancy myself a mint chocolate, what’s your favourite?’, ‘can we call now?’
by Carrot pofter May 2, 2022
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Russian Lumberjack

Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt
Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack
by BruhsandBruhdettes January 14, 2020
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