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lumberjack slammer hammer

The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.
Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.
by Dogbite May 23, 2018
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Lumberjack chic

A man who is hairy on the top but chic on bottom. Is down with the latest trends and grooms his beard daily. He’s more metro then woodsy, 65% metro 35% woodsy.
Oh he is so lumberjack chic, his beard is on point as well his outfit
by gucci~g February 2, 2018
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Lumberjack

Spilling/tossing weed everywhere because your swinging your arms like your cutting a tree
Damn Stu you just lumberjacked the bud
by Mikehunglol April 24, 2022
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Lumberjack Fantasies

Fantasiers everyone should have/Fantasies everybody has. Its the groud floor of every phedophile in the world.
"I had so much cum on my face because of lumberjack fantasies"
by Odden March 24, 2017
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lumberjack

a) a male equivalent of a mediocrity from the suburbs
b) a synonym for a male "average Joe" or "hilly-billy"
the term lumberjack can be used as a synonym in definition b) because like almost everyone else lumberjacks are hard-working everyday people, and the average North American citizen is indeed hard-working.
and btw, for a person of any gender, if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack -definition a)- do not expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skill are better than your parents'.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2014
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Lumberjacking

We call this new breakthrough in strats, "LumberJacking". Its simple, we merely hide in the mountains, making memes and shattering dreams, until we suddenly find ourselves top 10, then we go and actually play.
Yo bios lets do some lumberjacking this round of PUBG by sticking to the trees until the last minute.
by DualZone November 4, 2017
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Lumberjack Lewis

Lumberjack Lewis (also known as kahoot) is that guy that annoys everyone by asking every question known to man. Using his RAGE ABLITY*, he is so furious to chat that he stutters every word.

*rage ability cannot be used immediately after placement of card, he has talk for about a few seconds until the ability is used.

** he also has a obsession of asking spam messaging
Flye raiser - hey!!

Lumberjack Lewis - ‘what’s for dinner!’, ‘what were you doing on the 23rd of august, 2016?’, ‘davier said your going to school next week, is this true?’, ‘I’m free rn, do you want to call?’, I walked past you at school 4 months ago and you smelt like roses, not the flower but the chocolate kind, in my opinion I fancy myself a mint chocolate, what’s your favourite?’, ‘can we call now?’
by Carrot pofter May 2, 2022
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