loof

n. an asshole; a douche

You are the biggest loof I've ever met.

by ninjasmurf777 June 27, 2010

loofah

a rare variety of tropical arabian horses used primarily in the transportation of illegal drugs and other goodies

Keith: How much do you feed your loofah? It's so fat!

by Bambi Robin September 13, 2008

loof

A loof is a cross between a loser and a doof.

Donkey Lips Gelfand: I definitely don't want to be a loof.

by Lorg Skyegon June 20, 2006

loofah

The incorrect usage of the shower item known correctly as a "poof."

Also see loofa

"Try using your tongue during meetings. Its like a bath and a loofah all in one."
From: www.dilbert.com

by sproggle May 3, 2004

lonfa

a really long sofa, or like a long on a sofa, a lonfa. the person laying down but on a long sofa instead.

:man im tired
yea me too
:dude, i wanna lay down
go ahead, use my lonfa

by Shinoske January 4, 2009

loofaslamed

to make drunk beyound all recognition;
to sit down with a fith o wiskey, and drink it.

I got loofaslamed last night

by kjuice October 1, 2008

Loofahdyke

When homosexual women scrub each other with sponges.

Like, oh my goodness. Katie just loofahdyked me and it was FABULOUS !

by rbreezy July 25, 2010